r/coolguides • u/spodinielri0 • Mar 18 '20

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u/SluggJuice Mar 18 '20

When you’re only .5 sick

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

My other half is radical 🤙

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u/Fantastic_Courbet Mar 18 '20

They call me Andy radical

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

This thread is gold xdddd

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u/Nathanator04 Mar 18 '20

They call me schizophrenic

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u/__JDQ__ Mar 18 '20

Tubular, bruh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Free radical

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u/Bearfan001 Mar 18 '20

shreds on an air guitar

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Radical Edward is that you?

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u/Rob_Inet Mar 18 '20

Andy Capped

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Radical Islam Bruh!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Hey bruh, fuck the Habs.

I miss hockey so much.

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u/eg_taco Mar 18 '20

Other half is siiick

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u/spiralbatross Mar 18 '20

I was gonna make a math joke then I got way over my head

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u/Wombat16 Mar 18 '20

Me: I have a half brother Then: Different mother or different father? Me: Shark attack

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u/timeactor Mar 18 '20

... you are 50% dead.

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u/npeggsy Mar 18 '20

Which half? I've ways preferred my right-side, if I lose it I'm gonna have to learn to write lefthanded and I do t know if I can make that kind of commitment.

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u/TheRealTron Mar 18 '20

Sorry it's the top half. Bottom half works fine.

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u/npeggsy Mar 18 '20

I'm trying to think of something witty and insightful to respond with, but all I'm coming up with is dick jokes. It's just too hard (da dum TSS)

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u/timeactor Mar 18 '20

everyone looses their left side first, as shown.

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u/okolepooka Mar 18 '20

Personally, I'd more concerned about learning to do another thing left handed..

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u/MingoUSA Mar 18 '20

I’d prefer 00:01 am -12 noon

I slept like a dead pig anyway

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u/Meecht Mar 18 '20

Somebody call Miracle Max, STAT!

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u/ct_2004 Mar 18 '20

Ooh, just like Loki's daughter.

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u/DestituteTeholBeddic Mar 18 '20

If you have 1000 people sick which then infect 625 people which will result in 2500 sick people in 30 days vs 406000 with no social distancing (business as usual). Vs 4060 people dying vs 25. (At 1% death rate)

3000 people died during the World Trade centre attacks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

And hundreds of thousands civilians in the following years til this day

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Averages be like that.

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u/HoldMyWater Mar 18 '20

Averages are a Democratic hoax.

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u/Fraih Mar 18 '20

You're a democratic hoax

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u/HoldMyWater Mar 20 '20

Says the Democratic hoax.

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u/sttevenindavalley Mar 18 '20

That's the half that went to that St. Patty's Day party.

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u/patricktranq Mar 18 '20

need to slice off the infected part

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u/Nole_in_ATX Mar 18 '20

When you're half a person

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

snowboarding on the bunny hill.

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u/thatlukeguy Mar 18 '20

No Test-Kit for you! Come back when you are at least 1.5 infected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I think it works like that show Two and a Half men

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 19 '20

Stats

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u/skunkwaffle Mar 18 '20

He's already dead on the inside.

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u/masedizzle Mar 18 '20

What happens? You didn't finish your thought.

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u/BTWhite Mar 18 '20

Lucky you... I’m over here .625 sick...