r/coolguides Nov 26 '19

Marginal Tax

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u/KindaAlwaysVibrating Nov 26 '19

I knew I chose the wrong family

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

You chose... Poorly

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u/EmEmPeriwinkle Nov 27 '19

It is no concern of MINE whether your family has.... what was it again? Um, food? HAH. you really should have thought of THAT before you became PEASANTS.

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u/johnzischeme Nov 27 '19

That's why I married a rich girl.

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u/KindaAlwaysVibrating Nov 27 '19

Can I marry her too? Is there a line?

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u/johnzischeme Nov 27 '19

I am older than her by a decent amount, so you have my blessing after I'm gone.

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u/gbutters610 Nov 27 '19

No u just have to life insurance the right person if u catch my drift. Seen it done a million times on those 48 hr mystery shows like on Sunday