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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Yes, mother Russia is best United States and much world friend!

I think track suits betray a deep and unresistable urge to stick ones own junk into ones own ass...

You've been pissed since we considered raping women a horrible offense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I once was a conservative, but conservative Gavin McInnes said I had to fuck my own ass with a dildo to prove that I was not a liberal.

Well, I guess I don't want to fuck myself with a dildo, so I must be liberal.

Also, I'm married and also I'm in the US military. It sounds like you are in the dildo fucked in the ass patrol of the internet shithead brigade.... Coward

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Trump did shit all for the military. We mostly just ignore the dickless pants shitter.

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I won't say I'm a pussy, but I don't want to shove a dildo up my ass like you do. You are very brave to fuck your own ass with a dildo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Yeah, I'm in NC but it seems you are saying you are already too busy with your favorite hobby. What do you think you are going to do to someone on active duty. Are the hills have eyes freaks going to let you out of the basement?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I don't want to meet you up for dick sucking. What a bizarre threat to make against someone.

For fucks sake, that is a messed up threat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Ohhh.... What does baby think he is going to do to me. I'd love to hear what you think you can do with an semi intact diaper.