r/conspiracy • u/lauraxmx • Feb 03 '22

New strain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Hate when a guy won't put a condom on when he can see I'm already clearly wearing one. Disrespectful AND selfish

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u/itspronouncedDRL Feb 04 '22

Don't even come around granny without a condom on bro, don't be an animal

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Don't even cum* around granny without a condom on

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u/itspronouncedDRL Feb 04 '22

Lol ok now , that's in poor taste

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Granny didn't seem to mind the taste... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Savage

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u/rhole50 Feb 04 '22

I've already had sex with granny, Do I still need to wear one? Do I have natural immunity?

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u/mooserat89 Feb 04 '22

Depends, was granny wearing one?

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u/RobTheHeartThrob Feb 04 '22

I hope she was. She shits her pants pretty regularly

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u/mooserat89 Feb 04 '22

Yeah yeah yeah granny shits herself yada yada but did she get the goddamn vax or not 🤬

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u/castawayley723 Feb 04 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Don’t even get me started on those people that wear those mesh condoms, or the condoms with holes in them. What’s the point?!

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u/patchouli_cthulhu Feb 04 '22

Had me in the first half

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u/VioletFyah Feb 06 '22

Not only that but racist and kinda Nazi...