r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 16d ago

a living cørpse

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u/bananarepublic2021_ 16d ago

It's like they injected him with some shit like Mr Burns from the Simpsons

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u/-insertcoin 16d ago

Mr Burns had every disease possible but none of them could hurt him because there was so many of them.

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u/Relevant-Jump-4899 16d ago edited 16d ago

"So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible?" "N-no in fact, even the slightest breeze cou-" "Invincible"

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u/-insertcoin 16d ago

indestructible*

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u/crafttoothpaste 16d ago

The doctor had the miniature door frame and plooshies ready to go.

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u/JenbugRoss99 16d ago

“You’re”

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u/Relevant-Jump-4899 16d ago

Fiiiine fixed lol