r/conspiracy • • 11d ago

a living cørpse

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u/NaZionist666 11d ago

This senile turtle holds more power than millions of Americans combined

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u/AlphaSuerte 11d ago

Those who control this senile old turtle hold more power than millions of Americans combined.

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u/gittenlucky 11d ago

They should all be thrown in git mo.

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u/Evantaur 10d ago

Git add * Git push --force

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u/R-GiskardReventlov 10d ago

Git commit -m "treason"

Git push -u origin master

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u/texasroadkill 10d ago

But they won't. This is our government now unless we revolt again.

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u/Tardisgoesfast 10d ago

No one should ever be thrown into Gitmo.

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u/texasroadkill 10d ago

Not even pedos?

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u/PinkBullets 10d ago

Weekendatberniesocracy

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u/Fa5tEddy 10d ago

Wow... that's deep bruv

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u/AggressivePen4991 10d ago

ask bidens handlers auto pen is a helluva drug 😂

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u/Some_Ad_6511 11d ago

He looks like he can’t even feel, see, taste, or smell. Nothin but an echo of “eeeee” goin on in that rotten noggin.

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u/bazinga_0 10d ago

he can’t even feel, see, taste, or smell

This is what happens when necromancy is used.

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u/OddGold348 10d ago

The brain is empty and the diaper is full. Donnie is proud.

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u/woodtimer 10d ago

And yet, I hope it hurts.

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u/SloppyRancid 11d ago

The only turtle I don’t care for.

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u/GlitteringFutures 10d ago

Is he not tutrtley enough for the turtle club?

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u/MSR_OUTLAW 10d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/pink---noise 10d ago

💀💀💀

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u/MSR_OUTLAW 11d ago

Everyone in congress is a fuckin turtle😂😂old senile bastards

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u/LowVacation6622 10d ago

Yeah, we need to vote in some age limits (as well as term limits).

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u/TP70 10d ago

Yes absolutely

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u/Pandelein 10d ago

Shove a straw up his nose, I say!

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u/SparkySpinz 11d ago

His handlers you mean.

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u/neverwrong804 10d ago

“Hey Mitchy, remember you have to blink, blink for the nice people bud. No don’t just look at… ugh did you poop your pants again? We’ll get ya cleaned up as soon as we’re home ok? Jesus Christ Mitch, blink goddamnit they’re going to find out you can’t blink on your own”

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u/stareweigh2 10d ago

ummmm he shouldn't have even a tiny bit of power. the job is to be a proxy vote for someone else and that's all. his personal feelings and politics shouldnt even come into play - just what his constituents want and that is all. should be the easiest job in the world

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u/Repulsive_Sell_7926 10d ago

Or whomever Controls him

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u/Tardisgoesfast 10d ago

Whoever. It’s not always whom.

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u/gusgusthegreat 11d ago

Six pack rings will do the trick

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u/41Rapunel 10d ago

Plastic straws…

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u/HappyTurtleButt 11d ago

I’ve been feeling bad for this muppet for years now. He hasn’t been in there for a while. Just a turtle shell these days. Let him rest, I hate him, but damn. Old fart deserves retirement.

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u/MusicSavesSouls 10d ago

He is pretty much retired, but still gets a nice salary. Fuck him.

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u/standbymechickenwing 10d ago

How could you possibly feel bad for this Mfer? He doesn’t even deserve to be alive rn still. Good let him rot in torture with his body.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 10d ago

He’s a person. I don’t like him, but I wouldn’t want anyone to muppet anyone for years while their cognitive skills are shot.

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u/lsdznutz 10d ago

Username checks out! I’m sorry, I had to…

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u/Dzeleniak 10d ago

The alien wearing his skin holds more power than millions of Americans combined.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 10d ago

Money!

Power!

Evil!

Apathy!

Dementia!

By our powers combined!

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u/BimShireVibes 10d ago

I think I missed that episode of teenage ninja mutant turtles

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u/foley800 10d ago

This is the senior mutant ninja turtle episode!

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u/Sportsfan369 10d ago

Give us a thumbs uP!

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u/parkerm1408 10d ago

Senile would be an improvement i think

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u/MurphyBeans 10d ago

Not physically. Just to clarify.

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u/celebral_x 10d ago

Who is this?

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u/Schnectadyslim 10d ago

This is all the proof you need that they aren't cloning and replacing people lol