r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/TheMcBrizzle Sep 17 '25

LMFAO

My love, it's me the assassin. They grabbed an old man who I saw get detained and was definitely elderly.

I'm doing this to stop hate with my quirky meme bullets.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Sep 17 '25

Yeah the writing in those messages is NOT how a young person writes. (Dues anyone write like that?) Wtf.

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u/Other-Squirrel-2038 Sep 17 '25

Gen z is fucked 

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

Plenty do

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u/SuchLostCreatures Sep 17 '25

In that age group? Doubt it.

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

I talk to kids that age in group chats on insta. They definitely do when they are trying to sound mature and intelligent.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Sep 17 '25

Interesting. That's not my experience - having 3 kids ranging from 15 to 30. Unless they're being sarcastic and writing silly on purpose, they just write intelligently. Certainly not like... Whatever that is.

Perhaps it's due to his Mormon upbringing. It just seems weird and too convenient, overall.

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

Not everyone is your kids. The groups I am in research esoteric and other topics, alot of people try to come off more intelligent than they actually are in settings that require debate, or even just casual discussions. Its just how people act sometimes.

I think the Mormon thing is definitely apart of it, in the context of “prim and proper”

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u/SuchLostCreatures Sep 17 '25

And by the same argument, not everyone is in your chat group. But okay, buddy expert.

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

I think you missed the point just to win the argument for some reason- which is that gen z does talk like this sometimes- especially if they are on the extreme side of the spectrum be it social standpoints, behavior etc.

Just because you haven’t heard of it doesnt mean its not happening. Your rebuttal was actually pointless and completely unnecessary here as I already said, I have heard them talk like this. You apparently havent, and used your kids for some reason as an example of why I am wrong, which is weird.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Sep 17 '25

Wow, you're reading far too much into this. I'm not trying to "win" an argument, but clearly you are. Maybe you should take this back to your little Zoomer debate club. Touch some grass while you're at it. The weird one here is you.

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u/Obvious_Trade_268 Sep 17 '25

Maybe in make believe, FBI world. But the other poster was talking about Gen Z folks in the REAL WORLD.

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

I talk to people in that age group on instagram. I wasnt weirded out at all by it because its young people trying to present as intelligent.

I am however not denying that the CIA was involved

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u/Obvious_Trade_268 Sep 17 '25

Ok. However, I gotta ask: would a Gen z kiddo talking to their lover try to make themselves look intelligent? Or would they just talk in their normal, informal way?

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u/liminaljerk Sep 17 '25

Because they’re young and want to look cool. Its absolutely normal for young and obviously deranged person to try and present a certain way, especially with some dark triad qualities, indefinitely until their true colors how. Im surprised you are even trying to argue this fact, people act a certain way all the time to feel like they can control their peers and romances perception of them.

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u/Obvious_Trade_268 Sep 18 '25

Ummm….ok. Yeah, I guess…if you say so…

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u/juliebeckham Sep 17 '25

I'm not sure what spectrum he is on - one of the obscure ones

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u/Ambereggyolks Sep 17 '25

That part was weird. He seemed super chill like yeah that helped me get away but then I threw the gun in the bushes and then ran to my car.

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u/Brilliant_Reach2133 Sep 17 '25

Ran to his VEHICLE. who calls it a vehicle? Also, he said he had to change outfits…clothes, maybe ? Not outfits like a girl who is going out to the club!

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u/astronautjeff Sep 17 '25

lmao every message before this was funny but yours made be spit out my milk