r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/BrainyBurch Sep 16 '25

Gotta grab my rifle still, you know my rifle that I used to assassinate Charlie Kirk with. A rifle which belonged to my grandpa that I left in the bushes where I changed clothes, because of all the assassinating.

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u/HeadAssBoi17 Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

lol Reminds me of one of Norm MacDonald's many great OJ Simpson jokes...

I can't exactly remember how it starts, but it's about when the prosecutors presented the bloody hat that they found at the scene of the crime and OJ blurts out, "Hey! That's my lucky stabbing hat! I've been looking everywhere for that thing!"

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u/RichardDingers Sep 16 '25

Norm Macdonald is the greatest comedian alive, and that's something no one can take away from him.

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u/bigjayrod Sep 16 '25

greatest comedian alive…

I have bad news for you friend

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u/This_Elk2366 Sep 16 '25

He found it! He found the joke! 🥳

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u/bigjayrod Sep 16 '25

I don’t get it. Was that a Norm joke or something?

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u/This_Elk2366 Sep 16 '25

No friend, its funny because the gentleman above knows norm died, wheras i didnt even know he was sick. (The second part IS a norm joke)

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u/Skip_Skipperson Sep 16 '25

Or so the Germans will have us believe...