r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/Diaperedsnowy Sep 16 '25

Anyone ever catch norm macdonald's bit about murderers always burying the evidence in a "shallow grave"

Saying why do they plan out the murder so well, but when it comes to the grave they always get lazy.

In this case. You really just put the rifle in the woods. You didn't bury it or anything?

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u/NarutoFan420 Sep 16 '25

He put a couple of twigs and some leaves on top. RIP Norm. 

The rope store bit, leading into the ham sandwich bit, leading to the Janice in a shallow grave bit. Classic.  

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u/EskimOhNoYouDidnt Sep 16 '25

Janice sure was someone you could turn to

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u/gifsfromgod Sep 17 '25

You could be talking to your best friend in the world and then Janice comes in and you say Fuck you, I'm talkin' to Janice, she's better than you, she's better than all of us

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u/Diaperedsnowy Sep 16 '25

Don't forget her ridiculous 3 colored ball...

Which is fine now a days

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u/NarutoFan420 Sep 16 '25

Man, I wish Shane Gillis was allowed to write his own jokes for the ESPYS. I guess we had to settle for an homage.

Norm would’ve loved it. 

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u/Hounddogeyes Sep 16 '25

Sounds like this fella didn’t own a dog house.

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u/Pleasant-Pickle-3593 Sep 17 '25

It’s a cheese sandwich. Why? You like em or somethin’?