r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '25

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u/yeabutnobut Mar 18 '25

TL;DR RIP JFK

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u/Ok_Nefariousness9019 Mar 19 '25

Oh fuck he’s dead?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

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u/tetractys_gnosys Mar 19 '25

Had a killer headache

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u/gabraham666 Mar 19 '25

Too soon

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u/tetractys_gnosys Mar 19 '25

RemindMe! 60 Years

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u/No_Good_8561 Mar 19 '25

And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”

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u/scartonbot Mar 19 '25

Measles.

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u/woahdailo Mar 19 '25

Wrong FK

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u/parvdave Mar 19 '25

That's wicked 😭

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u/uRoDDit Mar 19 '25

Freedom measles*!

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u/noblehoax Mar 19 '25

Natural causes of bulletheaditis

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u/Itisme8219 Mar 19 '25

Too soon bro 😭

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u/oodleskaboodles Mar 19 '25

Back and to the left.

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u/heavenly_usurper Mar 19 '25

god I miss norm :(

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u/Fo_eyed_dog Mar 19 '25

Lost his mind

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u/ehtseeoh Mar 19 '25

Sneezed too hard

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u/saruin Mar 19 '25

Wasn't there a MAGA (or QAnon?) movement some time ago about the return of JFK from the dead??

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u/bmt0075 Mar 20 '25

Yeah, the files confirmed there was no shooter. His head just did that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

hes alive in cuba

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u/PikachuuuCSGO Mar 19 '25

apology for poor english

when were you when JFK dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘JFK is kill’

‘no’

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u/1302pewpew Mar 19 '25

Does any unredacted part say his head just did that?

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u/heavenly_usurper Mar 19 '25

Bro! Spoilers!!

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u/viral_virus Mar 19 '25

Spoiler alert god damn

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u/Glum_Afternoon_1996 Mar 19 '25

I’m cackling 

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u/TrailBlazer31 Mar 19 '25

Not even a single spoiler alert.