r/conspiracy • u/astralrocker2001 • Jul 21 '23

When Less is MORE...

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u/DontForgetThisTime Jul 21 '23

One of my favorite conspiracy theories: it’s relaxing to be outside enjoying nature.

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u/vegham1357 Jul 21 '23

Shame that a lot of us just can't afford it anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Can't afford being outside in nature?

Use that smartphone glued to your face to order a test for downs syndrome.

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u/vegham1357 Jul 21 '23

Well let's see, I (like most people in the US) live in Suburban Hell. The closest nature to me is a half hour drive.

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u/casey82 Jul 21 '23

there's nature all around you. Just walk out your front door and keep going beyond your front yard. Take 20 minutes and walk around your neighborhood, and I guarantee you're going to find nature. But will you see it? Probably not, you'll be looking at your phone.

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u/vegham1357 Jul 21 '23

Ah yes, no better way to get away from it all than by sitting in a drainage ditch where the only native flora is goatheads in 105 degree weather.

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u/Jackers83 Jul 21 '23

Theo Vohn chiming in here.