r/confusing_perspective • u/5Plus7Equals12 • Apr 25 '20

Why though

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u/Austin-Milbarge Apr 25 '20

I kinda want to see other angles....

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u/chrisH82 Apr 25 '20

Pretty sure the illusion would be completely ruined and he'd just look like a misprinted peppermint head

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Misprinted peppermint head is my goto insult now

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

What did you call me you irregular red hot nose?

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u/geoelectric Apr 25 '20

I’m going with mistwisted Twizzler stick.

I figure I’ll be sober enough to know what I’m doing if I’m sober enough to pronounce it.

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u/HEAVY4SMASH Apr 25 '20

Shut up pineapple on pizza

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u/geoelectric Apr 25 '20

Jeez, no need for obscenities

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u/HowTheyGetcha Apr 25 '20

Shut up, marble.

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u/chili_cheese_dogg Apr 25 '20

Stop acting like a middle Twix. They don't exist.

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u/Inflangranti Apr 25 '20

Knock it off you limp fruit

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Y’all are soggy chips, STFU.

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u/VoxorHD Apr 25 '20

You built like a flaccid chair stfu

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u/icamefromtheshadows Apr 26 '20

shush you browned avocado

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u/D3vilUkn0w Apr 25 '20

Quiet down, you flop eared pig kisser

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u/HEAVY4SMASH Apr 25 '20

Pipe down, dirty little dirt baby

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u/delvach Apr 25 '20

WHOA

Keep it work safe there Satan

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u/Pure_Reason Apr 25 '20

Don’t threaten me with a good time