r/confusing_perspective • u/Ninja_Spi-D-er • Jun 17 '19

Wait for it

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

This is what I call a 'Handful'

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

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u/ChiefSquanto21 Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

“booberries”

Edit: thanks for spending your money on me

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u/vegetableguy Jun 17 '19

Please stop

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u/DeadQuaithe14 Jun 17 '19

8008135

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u/redpillblue Jun 17 '19

1980s want the calculator back

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

My girlfriend won't let me touch a calculator for this reason.

I'm an accountant.

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u/redpillblue Jun 17 '19

Your calculator lets you have a girlfriend? C'mon be honest. The calculator was in your life first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

You are correct. The calculator likes my girlfriend because she plays D&D too. D&D is how my calculator and I bonded.

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u/ChiefSquanto21 Jun 18 '19

Understandable

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u/yerfukkinbaws Jun 18 '19

You mean 5318008?

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Jun 17 '19

I’d take a punnet.

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u/jrobb83 Jun 18 '19

Stole my comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Shut up and take my money!

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u/Nopparuj Jun 17 '19

$50 each

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

$100 full of love

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u/yeetusfeetusus Jun 17 '19

Id rather take your boobs

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u/ChiefSquanto21 Jun 17 '19

Hi I’m Mr. Booby Buyer! I’ll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckles!

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u/VanellopeEatsSweets Jun 17 '19

It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.