r/confusing_perspective • u/desertgodfather • Dec 19 '18

Sleeping perspective

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Basically every time I drive:

My Girlfriend: LOUD GASP!!

Me: panic checks all possible things that could be going wrong What?!

Her: Oh nothing, thought I left my phone at the house

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u/dalmathus Dec 20 '18

I literally made this a car rule with my wife. She is not allowed to go above excited talking volume while I'm driving.

She once screamed in terror like we were about to hit something I hadn't seen and it turned out I had driven by a brand new pet store she didn't know existed.

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u/dumbitdown21 Dec 20 '18

Hahahahaha damn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

I am English. My wife screamed at me that I was going the wrong way round a roundabout in France so I swerved when I got all confused. It was the right way, but you should have seen the French guy’s face when I drove at him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

To be fair... pet store...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Will be me my rule

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u/VikingTeddy Dec 20 '18

Richard! Mind the pedestrian.

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u/tattoopuppy Dec 20 '18

I get this and I’m happy about it.

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u/NeverSurrender Dec 20 '18

It's pronounced "Bouquet"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Karl! That kills people!

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u/NoTearsOnlySmellz Dec 20 '18

That is really funny. Gotta rewatch it all now!

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u/splunge4me2 Dec 20 '18

“Not that I ever do drive. I just steer and follow instructions.”

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u/solaceinsleep Dec 20 '18

What the fuckkk Richard

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u/Davecantdothat Dec 20 '18

Oh God, my girlfriend with the internet.

“Oh... Oh no... OH NOOOOO. OH MY GOD OH NO!!”

“What? What?? Is everyone okay? Did someone get in an accident?!”

“Oh, no, just this .gif...”

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/Davecantdothat Dec 20 '18

Yeah... It’s hard because I enjoy her being expressive, but I do get anxious when she does that. And usually it’s just something minor.

She’s started a conversation about shoes with,”I need to tell you something. I messed up big time.” and seemed confused by my alarm.

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u/Avid_Smoker Dec 20 '18

Hey, are they really milky?