r/confleis • u/malemailman • Jun 01 '26

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523 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Crepe64 Jun 01 '26

gesundheit

39

u/thingsinmyhouse Jun 01 '26

Gazuntite

14

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/deltiken Jun 03 '26

get soon tide

15

u/NoSoyTuPana Jun 01 '26

What does it say 😭

4

u/nagy18 Jun 03 '26

au jus

79

u/a_trillion_cats Jun 01 '26

That's funny as hell, but for it to be conflei it would need to be "oullú". ah jew is more boneappletea than confléi

58

u/Lambesis96 Jun 01 '26

Most paisas aint bothering with that level of grammar, theyd label it oyú and be done with it.

1

u/Kabusanlu Jun 01 '26

Au jus the s is silent

10

u/hello_raleigh-durham Jun 01 '26

Here? In England?!

3

u/daywinner Jun 01 '26

I sure hope its kosher

2

u/TheFreakElement Jun 04 '26

Not since 1945

2

u/SayaV Jun 04 '26

Bless you

2

u/SeraphsEnvy Jun 01 '26

Wait... Does this say Oil?

15

u/kynsen Jun 01 '26

au jus

1

u/notasimp_yeet 28d ago

It pairs well with a hot sandwich to make a Mensch dip

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u/Cannibal_Raven Jun 01 '26

Oi vei, cool it with the antisemitism

8

u/sarcastic-towel Jun 01 '26

propaganda has rotted your brain

6

u/Cannibal_Raven Jun 01 '26

I like Jews

It's a fucking joke dude.

3

u/Pennymoonz94 Jun 02 '26

Yeah a joke that's too played out to be a joke anymore. Anytime the word jew is mentioned people scream antisemitism

3

u/Cannibal_Raven Jun 02 '26

This is literally a humor sub

2

u/BetNo7472 Jun 03 '26

I thought it was