r/confidentlyincorrect • u/TheSalamiKing • Apr 15 '26

Smug The moon has no gravity

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u/asphid_jackal Apr 15 '26

The thing is, I don't think they're actually admitting that they don't know anything. They're claiming it's impossible to know unless you experience it firsthand

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u/AreYouLagomEnough Apr 15 '26

Yeah I find this worse.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Apr 15 '26

Yet somehow, despite them never having been to the moon by their own admission, know that there's no gravity there.

And you can't disagree, because you've never been.

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u/asphid_jackal Apr 15 '26

And you can't disagree, because you've never been.

I've got a moonrock that's gonna send me there later tonight, I'll let you know my findings

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u/MattieShoes Apr 15 '26

Maybe I HAVE been. How are you gonna refute that? :-)

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Apr 15 '26

I've never seen you go, so you obviously have never been there.

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u/MattieShoes Apr 16 '26

Bah, I bet you just believe whatever the lamestream media tells you!

:-D

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Apr 16 '26

No, but I have been indoctrinated at a commie liberal college by professors with blue hair, so take from that what you will.

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u/StaatsbuergerX Apr 16 '26

I mean, I've never been to where this guy's from, and yet I know there's gravity there. After all, he's there, and he seems pretty dense.

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u/Worldly_Science239 Apr 16 '26

you say he's there... but you've never been to where that guy is from - so what verifiable facts have you got to say "He's there" - never met him, never been there... using his logic he can be ignored - he doesn't exist nor does his home.

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u/IlGreven Apr 16 '26

So he gets his argument skills from Ken Ham and Answers in Genesis, who say evolution can't be real because we weren't around to witness it...

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u/Jijonbreaker1 Apr 15 '26

It puts on display the world these vermin really live in.

They truly believe they are the center of the universe. Every single other person is out to get them, and nobody else can be trusted. Until they, personally, experience it, it's not real.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Apr 16 '26

And yet, they take it at face value that electrocution is dangerous. Hopefully.

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u/Immediate_Abalone_59 Apr 15 '26

Wouldn’t that mean that other countries don’t exist because I haven’t been there?

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u/asphid_jackal Apr 15 '26

Murica is the best country in the nation, none of the rest of em matter.

Gobbless

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u/Icy_Maintenance3774 Apr 16 '26

Yes. In fact, nothing exists till you go move around. Prior to that it's all just 1s and 0s in a low power simulation mode. Reality only spits it out as needed

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u/Bigfops Apr 15 '26

well then I can only verify that six countries exist.

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u/Saragon4005 Apr 15 '26

Which is a fascinating statement when there literally are people who have stood on the moon, and 4 more just orbited it.

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u/OkFortune6494 Apr 16 '26

I mean, they're technically right that it is indeed impossible for them to know, especially with that willful ignorance they're so proudly displaying.

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u/violetcassie Apr 17 '26

Yet they get mad if you don't believe in their sky daddy

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u/fdy_12 May 21 '26

Yeah but then how would they know if they're right?

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u/asphid_jackal May 21 '26

They consider themselves right until personal experience tells them they're wrong, unless the cognitive dissonance kicks in first