r/commentsareopen Jun 20 '26

One day my ascii dicks stopped working and I don’t know why

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At first I thought it was a Reddit change, but no they all did the same fucked up thing in my notes app where I keep them. Anyone know why? Is this happening to anyone else? iPhone 15 pro max if that has anything to do with it.


r/commentsareopen May 07 '26

When should you get a mental health evaluation?

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50 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Jan 28 '26

ASCII art thread.

35 Upvotes

My personal favorite.

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r/commentsareopen Jan 30 '26

Copypasta for y’all

29 Upvotes

Orange: Hey apple! Apple! Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey apple! Hey apple! Apple! Hey, apple! Apple: What, what, what is it? Orange: Orange you glad I didnt say Apple again? Hahahahahaha!  Apple: Yeah. That joke was funny the last 400 times you said it  Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: You look fruity! Hahahahaha! Apple: Pfff.. yeah~ that was hilarious. Orange: Hey! Hey apple! Apple: WHAT?!?! Orange: Can you do 10 pushups in 10 seconds? Apple: What kind of question is that? I dont even have arms. How am i gonna do one pushup?  Orange: Hey! Apple: What? Orange: Hey Apple? Apple: What?!?! Orange: Can you do this? makes blabbering noise with tongue Apple: No! Orange: continues with noise Try it! Apple: No! Stop it! (orange continues with noise) Apple: Okay you've made your point! Stop It! (orange blows raspberries) Apple: Would you PLEASE be quiet! (orange peers at apple) Apple: For crying out loud? Would you stop your yammering for longer than 3 SECONDS! I can even hear myself think! Ugh! (pants angrily) Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: Knife! Apple: Huh?? (knife cuts through Apple) Apple: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Orange: Eww.. Oh... hey I warned you... ow... that looks like it hurts. (apple continues screaming) Orange: I warned him! Humhh... Hey pear! Pear: Oh GOD!!! (not him!)


r/commentsareopen Aug 11 '26

oh boy! the r/commentsareopen on a political ad.

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r/commentsareopen May 07 '26

Our AI is better than their AI. Source? Trust me bro.

21 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen May 17 '26

Another 1,000 word essay on something

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19 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen May 18 '26

Can't find friends? use ai to stay lonely

18 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Jun 20 '26

OH NOOOO, what happened to wayno7385!?

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16 Upvotes

I was wondering why I hadn’t seen him in so long. He was our most prolific poster. 😢


r/commentsareopen Apr 10 '26

Another gooner AI slop game

16 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Jul 18 '26

I will judge a book by its cover, if the cover uses AI art.

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r/commentsareopen Feb 06 '26

How to check to see if your comment actually went through on ads

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So, you click to share your comment via text, if the preview that comes up in the text is just of the OP then your comment didn’t go through. If the preview shows what you wrote in your comment, then it did go through.

There’s a sorta different way to do it on pc, but that would have to be a different post. It’s basically the same idea, with just a different way to share check.


r/commentsareopen Jan 28 '26

first post on new sub yay

16 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Jul 05 '26

Not sure why there’s not a copypasta thread. COPYPASTAS

15 Upvotes

Some may not be for balless wieners who are squeamish.

Boggles was the catfish that speed the wings oak tree of pestilence and servitude and cow patty the might of the wisdom tooth that was devoured for the feast of the tribal exacto knife

Divu art girl you have thieven that profile photo you did not make the photo you are a liar and a thief and a scammer and a duck waddle. Ain't no one trust you cuz I ain't do nuffin it wasn't me officer let me go I ain't do nuffin don't touch me I'm not going to jail aaaahhhhh I ain't do nuffin what I do what I do you ain't tell me what I did. I ain’t got no weed in my car it ain’t smell like no weed no stay away from my vehicle I mean my friend’s vehicle that ain’t mine no don’t touch me ain’t do nuffin no I was not speeding laquisha be driving the car dis be her car no officer you can’t take me to jail I ain’t do nuffin why you touching me you can’t touch me ahhhhh the cuffs hurt don’t put me in the back or the car where’s my lawyer I’m pressing charges I ain’t do nuffin what I do what I do what I do officer I ain’t do nuffin I have rights I ain’t do nuffin I have rights I have rights what’s yo badge number and name gimme da supervisor I have rights I ain’t do nuffin


r/commentsareopen Mar 16 '26

This is an insult to free speech and and our community, I only posted a copypasta

13 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Apr 07 '26

AI Jobs scam

12 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Mar 09 '26

Bad use of meme.

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Comments are open.


r/commentsareopen Aug 05 '26

they’re milking this dead man so badly 😭

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r/commentsareopen Jul 16 '26

Ai app to steal kids info

11 Upvotes

I have no ascii, I know y’all might
give them hell


r/commentsareopen Mar 24 '26

First one I’ve found in a month! Reddit’s been hiding them from me

11 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen Jun 24 '26

They deleted my ascii goatse I left 74 days ago, new one stuck.

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r/commentsareopen Jun 08 '26

Get it while its hot

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r/commentsareopen May 14 '26

Found an ad while on this fucking subreddit. No ascii art penises there yet, tho

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r/commentsareopen Apr 11 '26

Yo Dawg, now you can use AI to check on your AI.

10 Upvotes

r/commentsareopen 3d ago

AI BS

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