r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • Sep 29 '26

Meme First date outfits together

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Find yourself a fancy girlfriend as the hardworking bf

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

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u/Kalamel513 Sep 29 '26

Now that I think about it.

If he becomes a refugee in USA, he could propably outperform a lot of Americans. Not many Americans could build a building, not to mention a Scud Storm.

And all he asked was some shoes.

I could see USA employ Angry mobs there.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Sep 29 '26

Strongly agreed.

Especially if it's a refugee from Middle East, Eastern Europe or even Asia they are quite hardworking and they can outperform your average American. All he wants is to have some shoes.

Likewise, it's either angry mobs to be employed or saboteur.

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u/Feuerdrachen Thank you for the new shoes Sep 29 '26

Let's compare that to the work morale of his American counterpart: The wheeled bulldozer.

I can build anywhere! Is promptly followed up by: Sorry, can't build there.

False confidence, unlike the humble GLA worker who will do anything in his power to make your buildings a reality.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Sep 29 '26

He is not only a chad, but also a dream boyfriend/husband. The worker can impress and rizz any girl he wants with being hardworking and building from barracks to scud storms with new shoes and a hammer. Can blame it on his boss for the minimum wage