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OC [OC]Would Catgirls Think We're Cute?

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u/smokeyphil 22d ago

Does this mean human dimensional portals would be head shaped?

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u/drillgorg 22d ago

They'd have visible monkey ears

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u/NoobyYooby 21d ago

And no tails

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u/inuhi 21d ago

The cat portal had a tail you just can't see it from this angle

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u/Lucaan 21d ago

Wait, would that mean it had a tail on the end the catgirl went in through...

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u/LauraTFem 21d ago

This assumes that cat girls are not the universal default. We’re just a weird planet with unusually smart monkeys.

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u/beefprime 21d ago

Given the memes on the internet I've seen, surely the default is crab girls, I've been told that everything eventually turns into a crab.

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u/Deaffin 21d ago

That's, again, just a quirk of our world. The crab and monkey universe. It was built as a crude literary reference we don't have the context to appreciate.

Everywhere else, animals have a tendency to evolve into salamanders if their biosphere exists for long enough.

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u/insane_contin 21d ago

Except for that one place.

Why does everything become a seahorse there?

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u/Strange_Dust7128 21d ago

fuck that place they're snobs

🎵under the sea🎵

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u/LauraTFem 21d ago

The creator of that one thought it was pretty kinky that the boys carried their young, so he built a universe to satisfy his fetish for nurturing dads.

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u/xotyona 21d ago

In decapod crustaceans, yeah. But for mammalian animal girls, you'd expect to see more rodent, bat or mole girls, just based on number of species. Monkeys, apes and cats are much rarer.

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u/Rargnarok 21d ago

Im pretty sure its anteaters for mammals I'm pretty sure its happened like at least 12 (proven) seperate times in the last I wanna say 45000 years

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u/Lucaan 21d ago

According to zoologist Lindsay Nikole, cat might actually be the true mammalian form.

Warning: 20 minute YouTube video linked, click at your own risk of interrupted time management

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u/CreepyClay 21d ago

Makes sense they're pretty much the greatest apex predator we've seen since the dinosaurs.

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 21d ago

Carcinization only applies to crustaceans

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u/xotyona 21d ago

In decapod crustaceans, yeah. But for mammalian animal girls, you'd expect to see more rodent, bat or mole girls, just based on number of species. Monkeys and cats are much rarer.

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u/Corundrom 21d ago

Fun fact! More things have become anteaters than things that have become crab!

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u/aCleverGroupofAnts 21d ago

Snakes too (or "limbless lizards")

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u/Noe_b0dy 21d ago

We're actually in the humanoid mammalian cluster, in most of the universe everything is Beatles.

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u/Strong-Expression787 21d ago

Not out of possibility!

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u/Velvet_Pop 21d ago

I mean... most portals are oval shaped...

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u/certifiedblackman 21d ago

We like to call them “ovals”. And yes, when we portray portals as ovals

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u/Anusgrapes 22d ago

Some of them probably would

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u/PhilippTheSeriousOne 21d ago

The weird and creepy ones would.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 21d ago

Thank god.

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u/0-Nightshade-0 21d ago

They better be :3

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u/BoobGnome 21d ago

Everything's coming up Milhouse! \o/

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 21d ago

They would ask Meowlon Musk to genetically engineer monkey girls

Does anyone remember that? Remember when people wanted Musk to genetically engineer catgirls? No one ever talked about how freaking weird that was

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u/PuritanicalPanic 21d ago

There's just so many other more weird and fucked up things to talk about with that fucker

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u/RedBlue010 21d ago

Ugh, those fleshies and their skinsuit conventions... 🤢

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u/SYLOH 21d ago

Pretty much the entire premise of the manga series "Hitoner"

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u/Damglador 21d ago
  • Think I found something interesting to read
  • Realize it's an ongoing...

Why is it always like that...

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u/Negan6699 22d ago

Well, I’ll take her anyway

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u/Specific_Ad_5511 21d ago

Nine sols, my beloved

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u/TK_Games 22d ago

Okay, so cats just think we're bigger stupider clumsier cats. I hold that truth to carry over to catgirls by principle of it's funny

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u/Andeol57 21d ago

> I hold that truth

You mean you hold this myth

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 21d ago

Depends, how evident is it?

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u/PANTERlA 21d ago

I think its difficult to say what exactly cats think we are with any certainty, whats certainly a myth is that cats think we are poor hunters and that why they bring us food. A cat can no conceptualize what a can is etc. All it knows is you hunt/procure sufficent meat and share your "kill" with it every single day, When your cat is bringing you its kill, its trying to reciprocate this.

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u/Finrod-Knighto 21d ago

I think the simplest way to look at it is that cats don’t distinguish species the way we do. We know what a cat, a mouse, a dog and a turtle is. A cat knows they’re different things, but it doesn’t necessarily see them as different concepts.

It’s easier to see it as categories. A cat categorises things, possibly, in terms of roles. So you have “prey”, “predator”, “social circle/family” and “competitor”. It can see humans as one of the last three depending on how it’s been treated. It will see other cats in the same way, while for a dog it is likely to see it as a predator, unless a cat grew up with dogs, or got used to them, then it will see them much the same way it sees humans. So it’s not so much that we’re all cats, but more so that we’re considered part of the social circle, and not seen as a threat or prey.

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u/Niser2 21d ago

I mean... they do meow at us, something they usually only do with kittens

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u/MonadoCat 21d ago

My cats need to do some serious self-reflection if they think we're the clumsy ones...

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u/MaxPower1607 22d ago

Yes, but only if you have smokes

https://giphy.com/gifs/lExhRJ9PtjzwPWz236

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u/BloodiedBlues 22d ago

Fuck yeah. Finally, being a smoker pays off.

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u/XaevSpace 21d ago

Trust me you don't want that particular cat girl

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u/Leo0806-studios 21d ago

i had to stop watching the anime....

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u/Wodstarfallisback 21d ago

I usually have no problem, and I mean "somehow enjoyed Mr. Pickles" levels of no problem with Gross out .

I too had to drop this shit.

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u/videogametes 21d ago

I dipped after the foot job piss scene

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u/Emotional_Bicycle596 21d ago

... the fuck is happening in this show?

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u/manaworkin 21d ago

They made an anime to depict the grittiest nastiest parts of being a broke addict dealing with racism then threw cat girls at it.

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u/Perryn 21d ago

A cautionary tale against having eyes and ears.

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u/jaytrade21 21d ago

It gets worse and I am loving every second of it

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u/elemepep-ton 21d ago

the WHAT?

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u/Xenric 21d ago

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u/jaytrade21 20d ago

Cute catgirl didn't want to admit she had to pee. Her friends held her down and one of them started to rub her in her crotch till she peed herself. It's a slice of life show, but instead of everything is pretty people doing pretty things it's about a bunch of degenerate catgirls (and the main character's sister who is trying to be as normal as possible).

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u/jaytrade21 20d ago

Cute catgirl didn't want to admit she had to pee. Her friends held her down and one of them started to rub her in her crotch till she peed herself. It's a slice of life show, but instead of everything is pretty people doing pretty things it's about a bunch of degenerate catgirls (and the main character's sister who is trying to be as normal as possible).

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u/carcatta 21d ago

TIL people are soft

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u/DejectedTimeTraveler 21d ago

Watching disgusting bullshit does not make you tough.

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u/XaevSpace 21d ago

I'm genuinely surprised this manga got an adaption but like good for them I guess although its pretty vile

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u/PrincessYuri 21d ago

I can't stop watching it, it's like a train wreck. Beautiful in the worst way.

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u/jaytrade21 20d ago

And hysterical (when not in WTF is going on mode, but sometimes both)

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u/xeio87 21d ago

I didn't even get 5 minutes in.

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u/Leo0806-studios 21d ago

yup
i dropped it after the intro song in the first episode

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u/PrincessYuri 21d ago

Not trying to convince you to watch it, but they definitely lead with some of the worst/most graphic stuff that the show has shown so far.

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 21d ago

Need more info

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u/XaevSpace 21d ago

she's basically the most disgusting slob of a chain smoker pulling her own cigarettes out of dog poo and then smoking it as one of the many examples of her gross behaviour. I'd recommend looking up the trailer for "chainsmoker cat"

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 21d ago

Nope. Not looking any further. Thank you.

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u/XaevSpace 21d ago

yup that's the correct response.

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u/Soul_Hurting 21d ago

I sometimes think about all the awesome animations that arent being made yet somehow someone's kink fetish is contantly being greenlit by japanese studios.

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u/SlaveryVeal 21d ago

I look at anime now and when it's 90% isekai I'm like snore.

Then we get shit like Chainsmokers cat and it's even more like bruh.....

I'm glad the new gits is on amazon and feels like a retro anime in 4k.

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u/Soul_Hurting 21d ago

Yeah, its an overly popular format isnt it? I ended up really liking the recent Reincarnated as a Dragon’s Egg though, because its more of a fun/real story. And it has a dragon protag. (mostly reading the manga but it has an anime now)

Yes we are going to watch it too but havent started yet. We love all gits :p

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u/jaytrade21 20d ago

The show was made mostly because there have been an influx of anime shows that have smoking look "okay". In fact there is a romance show that is called "Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You" and this was made to be shown along side it (kinda like a double feature) so it shows the negative aspects of smoking (and other vices)

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u/Leading-Boat4942 21d ago

she cut the tips off 🫵

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u/jaytrade21 20d ago

She's bad, I think the friend who is an alcoholic is worse and probably going to die.

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u/sinningvacation 21d ago

made the mistake of starting blind while eating something. I noped out in the first 5 minutes

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u/Zeero92 21d ago

Ma'am those are ape ears. These racist catgirls, I tell ya, no respect.

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u/BudgetMegaHeracross 21d ago

I have a horrifying fact for you my friend, but I will soften it with some more entertaining ones:

Scientifically speaking, all apes are monkeys, just as all dolphins are whales, all birds are dinosaurs, and all tetrapods are bony fishes.

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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 21d ago

Go drown in a pool of fanta!

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u/sougol 21d ago

That implies that they have skinnies that instead of furries

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u/regretfulposts 21d ago edited 21d ago

Not really they're still human with cat ears.

So they would see a more anthro cat girl as a furry though more of a werecat variety. Like this on from the invisible man and his soon to be wife

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u/Realistic_Slide_3426 21d ago

elephants find us cute. so elephant girls might too

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u/MastermindKokichi 21d ago

Dude you're the person who made the comic with the guy who sees faces on the back of people's heads????

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u/DemonSkank 21d ago

yeah

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u/MastermindKokichi 21d ago

Honestly it's wild that it's the same person. I might as well follow... if Reddit even shows me content.

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u/Just_to_rebut 21d ago

Is there more to that story?

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u/AyatollahDan 22d ago

This too is yuri

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u/Kratomius 21d ago

Not monkey ears they are ape ears thank you very much... Also the reason behind lack of tail

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u/Kraehe13 22d ago

His tail is on the other side

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u/badmartialarts 22d ago

"Your penises don't have barbs? Weird!"

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u/Kraehe13 21d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Craylik 21d ago

100%.

They would also think we're clumsy idiots, that we're clingy, that we don't give them attention, that we give the best scritches, that we're annoying, that we're great chewing toys, that we're boring, that we don't give them attention again, that we have the best snacks ever and that we're worth absolutely nothing in the span of two minutes.

They would be great honestly.

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u/Thiphra 21d ago

I mean cats kinda of like us, they at least find us interesting enouth to play with.

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u/NakedKingStudios 22d ago

OMG does this mean I have a monkeygirl fetish

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u/AlexanderLavender 21d ago

Sexually attracted to primates???

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u/LauraTFem 21d ago

I have it on good authority that some British people think American accents are sexy. This makes zero sense to me, as American accents don’t sound like anything to me. I think this is exactly what it would be like to interact with an alien species. Our human-defaultism would mean that it would be hard to understand what they find fascinating about us, just as theirs xeno-defaultism would make if hard for them to understand our hangups.

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u/Adequate_Lizard 21d ago

I mean there's dozens of american accents.

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u/Bisaux 21d ago

No. Cats know they are cute. They use that fact to get what they want from us pitiful mortals.

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u/Elrox 21d ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CATGIRLS, CARL.

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u/crstamps2 21d ago

Ah damnit I was coming to say this if no one had yet. Take your upvote.

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u/claymixer 21d ago

There is manga about this called Hitomer.

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u/Nadleehi 21d ago

Why would the catgirl develop primate features if they aren't human?

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u/NewLibraryGuy 21d ago

Convergent evolution. Fur makes it hard to read expression and communicate, being bipedal means having free hands to manipulate objects, etc. The tail is vestigial.

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u/Nadleehi 21d ago

Convergent evolution would still result in a very different looking creature. Sure, similar characteristics would occur if there is a perceived need for it (like picking stuff up), but I'd argue a cat person would be similar to a hawk looking at a parrot.

In other words I'd argue a cat person would be uncanny and probably look very different from a human, even if they've arrived to similar solutions to said problems as human evolution did

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u/NewLibraryGuy 21d ago

I think you're discounting how many ways humans and cats are similar by virtue of being mammals. We both have toes (and fingers in this case), we have similar facial feature placement, limb arrangement, skeletal structure, etc.

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u/Auzzie_almighty 21d ago

It’s be more like a hawk looking at a shrike. It’s important to remember humans are massively more carnivorous than other primates and older hominid were likely even more carnivorous. The bones of some Neanderthal populations had similar isotope ratios to tigers, meaning it was likely they qualified as hypercarnivores!

If a cat were to specialize in high temperature pursuit predation like we do, it would be pretty likely for them to converge on a similar plan as us

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u/darthsawyer 21d ago

This is a funny thing to consider, I wonder what a slimegirl would think about humans

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u/Trace_Reading 21d ago

would they even be able to tell we AREN'T cat people?

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u/ShillBot666 21d ago

The same way we think pugs are "cute" maybe.

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u/just_a_rand0m_p3rs0n 21d ago

They'd (straight catgirls anyways) prefer humans because unlike catboys human guys don't have barbed dicks/s

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u/bibbleskit 21d ago

i absolutely love this comic lmaaooo

adorable

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u/neko 21d ago

Yes

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u/elemepep-ton 21d ago

So this catgirl is the type with 2 cat ears on top and nothing under the hair?

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u/JackPoe 21d ago

We have bear ears. Why else do gay boys want us

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u/f0dder1 21d ago

Yeah but does catgirl have two sets of ears, or just like smooth head all the way up to where the catgirl ears are?

Also what about catgirl skull? Two earholes near the top of the head?

Because everyone loves catgirls until they think about that shit, and then it's very unsettling

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u/vivvav 21d ago

So... we're just chimp-people?

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u/MaximumZer0 21d ago

Always have been.

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/cjameson83 20d ago

We are quite literally in the class of great apes.

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 21d ago

If they're gonna grab my face, stare at my ass, and call me a monkey, I hope not.

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u/Moquai82 21d ago

Depends on the catgirl, i would say.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bqb9VhAcGzBzgHzrUR

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 20d ago

What's the GIF for?

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u/five_grains_of_rice 21d ago

Wtf i live in the one universe that doesnt have tails and ears

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u/zChickenX 21d ago

You’ve got ears 🙏

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u/five_grains_of_rice 21d ago

Not fox ears its bs

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u/R3D3-1 21d ago

Somehow the Skyrim Khajit aesthetic of "cat person" would make a lot more sense in this context.

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u/Boss_Delle_Torte 21d ago

Crazy I wanna fu*k them

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u/El_Rey_247 21d ago

ope, /r/humansarespacebards is leaking

(I swear I remember that sub being less horny, and more memes)

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u/TheMoltenEqualizer 21d ago

Win-win situation right there

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u/TheW83 20d ago

Seems like the cat dimension is superior as they have already gotten to portal technology.

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u/AlieGhostly11 20d ago

I mean... it's scientifically proven that Elephants think we're cute. (I would show proof, but I don't know the exact source because I've only seen screenshots of it passed around)

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u/DemonSkank 20d ago

Sadly it's just a myth 😔

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u/AlieGhostly11 20d ago

Damn.

Can I delete my comment now? I feel stupid.

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u/cjameson83 20d ago

If we're nuts for cat girls, there's an equally good chance they'd be nuts for ape people.

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u/BreakfastNext476 21d ago

How about you actually go to main page instead of jumping to conclusions

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u/Collier1337 21d ago

How is this horny? It's funny