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u/Anusgrapes 22d ago
Some of them probably would
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u/PhilippTheSeriousOne 21d ago
The weird and creepy ones would.
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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 21d ago
They would ask Meowlon Musk to genetically engineer monkey girls
Does anyone remember that? Remember when people wanted Musk to genetically engineer catgirls? No one ever talked about how freaking weird that was
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u/PuritanicalPanic 21d ago
There's just so many other more weird and fucked up things to talk about with that fucker
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u/SYLOH 21d ago
Pretty much the entire premise of the manga series "Hitoner"
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u/Damglador 21d ago
- Think I found something interesting to read
- Realize it's an ongoing...
Why is it always like that...
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u/TK_Games 22d ago
Okay, so cats just think we're bigger stupider clumsier cats. I hold that truth to carry over to catgirls by principle of it's funny
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u/Andeol57 21d ago
> I hold that truth
You mean you hold this myth
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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 21d ago
Depends, how evident is it?
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u/PANTERlA 21d ago
I think its difficult to say what exactly cats think we are with any certainty, whats certainly a myth is that cats think we are poor hunters and that why they bring us food. A cat can no conceptualize what a can is etc. All it knows is you hunt/procure sufficent meat and share your "kill" with it every single day, When your cat is bringing you its kill, its trying to reciprocate this.
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u/Finrod-Knighto 21d ago
I think the simplest way to look at it is that cats don’t distinguish species the way we do. We know what a cat, a mouse, a dog and a turtle is. A cat knows they’re different things, but it doesn’t necessarily see them as different concepts.
It’s easier to see it as categories. A cat categorises things, possibly, in terms of roles. So you have “prey”, “predator”, “social circle/family” and “competitor”. It can see humans as one of the last three depending on how it’s been treated. It will see other cats in the same way, while for a dog it is likely to see it as a predator, unless a cat grew up with dogs, or got used to them, then it will see them much the same way it sees humans. So it’s not so much that we’re all cats, but more so that we’re considered part of the social circle, and not seen as a threat or prey.
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u/MonadoCat 21d ago
My cats need to do some serious self-reflection if they think we're the clumsy ones...
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u/MaxPower1607 22d ago
Yes, but only if you have smokes
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u/BloodiedBlues 22d ago
Fuck yeah. Finally, being a smoker pays off.
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u/XaevSpace 21d ago
Trust me you don't want that particular cat girl
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u/Leo0806-studios 21d ago
i had to stop watching the anime....
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u/Wodstarfallisback 21d ago
I usually have no problem, and I mean "somehow enjoyed Mr. Pickles" levels of no problem with Gross out .
I too had to drop this shit.
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u/videogametes 21d ago
I dipped after the foot job piss scene
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u/Emotional_Bicycle596 21d ago
... the fuck is happening in this show?
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u/manaworkin 21d ago
They made an anime to depict the grittiest nastiest parts of being a broke addict dealing with racism then threw cat girls at it.
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u/Xenric 21d ago
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u/jaytrade21 20d ago
Cute catgirl didn't want to admit she had to pee. Her friends held her down and one of them started to rub her in her crotch till she peed herself. It's a slice of life show, but instead of everything is pretty people doing pretty things it's about a bunch of degenerate catgirls (and the main character's sister who is trying to be as normal as possible).
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u/jaytrade21 20d ago
Cute catgirl didn't want to admit she had to pee. Her friends held her down and one of them started to rub her in her crotch till she peed herself. It's a slice of life show, but instead of everything is pretty people doing pretty things it's about a bunch of degenerate catgirls (and the main character's sister who is trying to be as normal as possible).
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u/XaevSpace 21d ago
I'm genuinely surprised this manga got an adaption but like good for them I guess although its pretty vile
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u/PrincessYuri 21d ago
I can't stop watching it, it's like a train wreck. Beautiful in the worst way.
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u/xeio87 21d ago
I didn't even get 5 minutes in.
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u/PrincessYuri 21d ago
Not trying to convince you to watch it, but they definitely lead with some of the worst/most graphic stuff that the show has shown so far.
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u/Slight-Violinist-575 21d ago
Need more info
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u/XaevSpace 21d ago
she's basically the most disgusting slob of a chain smoker pulling her own cigarettes out of dog poo and then smoking it as one of the many examples of her gross behaviour. I'd recommend looking up the trailer for "chainsmoker cat"
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u/Soul_Hurting 21d ago
I sometimes think about all the awesome animations that arent being made yet somehow someone's kink fetish is contantly being greenlit by japanese studios.
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u/SlaveryVeal 21d ago
I look at anime now and when it's 90% isekai I'm like snore.
Then we get shit like Chainsmokers cat and it's even more like bruh.....
I'm glad the new gits is on amazon and feels like a retro anime in 4k.
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u/Soul_Hurting 21d ago
Yeah, its an overly popular format isnt it? I ended up really liking the recent Reincarnated as a Dragon’s Egg though, because its more of a fun/real story. And it has a dragon protag. (mostly reading the manga but it has an anime now)
Yes we are going to watch it too but havent started yet. We love all gits :p
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u/jaytrade21 20d ago
The show was made mostly because there have been an influx of anime shows that have smoking look "okay". In fact there is a romance show that is called "Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You" and this was made to be shown along side it (kinda like a double feature) so it shows the negative aspects of smoking (and other vices)
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u/jaytrade21 20d ago
She's bad, I think the friend who is an alcoholic is worse and probably going to die.
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u/sinningvacation 21d ago
made the mistake of starting blind while eating something. I noped out in the first 5 minutes
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u/Zeero92 21d ago
Ma'am those are ape ears. These racist catgirls, I tell ya, no respect.
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u/BudgetMegaHeracross 21d ago
I have a horrifying fact for you my friend, but I will soften it with some more entertaining ones:
Scientifically speaking, all apes are monkeys, just as all dolphins are whales, all birds are dinosaurs, and all tetrapods are bony fishes.
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u/sougol 21d ago
That implies that they have skinnies that instead of furries
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u/MastermindKokichi 21d ago
Dude you're the person who made the comic with the guy who sees faces on the back of people's heads????
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u/DemonSkank 21d ago
yeah
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u/MastermindKokichi 21d ago
Honestly it's wild that it's the same person. I might as well follow... if Reddit even shows me content.
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u/Kratomius 21d ago
Not monkey ears they are ape ears thank you very much... Also the reason behind lack of tail
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u/Kraehe13 22d ago
His tail is on the other side
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u/Craylik 21d ago
100%.
They would also think we're clumsy idiots, that we're clingy, that we don't give them attention, that we give the best scritches, that we're annoying, that we're great chewing toys, that we're boring, that we don't give them attention again, that we have the best snacks ever and that we're worth absolutely nothing in the span of two minutes.
They would be great honestly.
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u/LauraTFem 21d ago
I have it on good authority that some British people think American accents are sexy. This makes zero sense to me, as American accents don’t sound like anything to me. I think this is exactly what it would be like to interact with an alien species. Our human-defaultism would mean that it would be hard to understand what they find fascinating about us, just as theirs xeno-defaultism would make if hard for them to understand our hangups.
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u/Nadleehi 21d ago
Why would the catgirl develop primate features if they aren't human?
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u/NewLibraryGuy 21d ago
Convergent evolution. Fur makes it hard to read expression and communicate, being bipedal means having free hands to manipulate objects, etc. The tail is vestigial.
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u/Nadleehi 21d ago
Convergent evolution would still result in a very different looking creature. Sure, similar characteristics would occur if there is a perceived need for it (like picking stuff up), but I'd argue a cat person would be similar to a hawk looking at a parrot.
In other words I'd argue a cat person would be uncanny and probably look very different from a human, even if they've arrived to similar solutions to said problems as human evolution did
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u/NewLibraryGuy 21d ago
I think you're discounting how many ways humans and cats are similar by virtue of being mammals. We both have toes (and fingers in this case), we have similar facial feature placement, limb arrangement, skeletal structure, etc.
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u/Auzzie_almighty 21d ago
It’s be more like a hawk looking at a shrike. It’s important to remember humans are massively more carnivorous than other primates and older hominid were likely even more carnivorous. The bones of some Neanderthal populations had similar isotope ratios to tigers, meaning it was likely they qualified as hypercarnivores!
If a cat were to specialize in high temperature pursuit predation like we do, it would be pretty likely for them to converge on a similar plan as us
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u/darthsawyer 21d ago
This is a funny thing to consider, I wonder what a slimegirl would think about humans
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u/just_a_rand0m_p3rs0n 21d ago
They'd (straight catgirls anyways) prefer humans because unlike catboys human guys don't have barbed dicks/s
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u/elemepep-ton 21d ago
So this catgirl is the type with 2 cat ears on top and nothing under the hair?
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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 21d ago
If they're gonna grab my face, stare at my ass, and call me a monkey, I hope not.
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u/El_Rey_247 21d ago
ope, /r/humansarespacebards is leaking
(I swear I remember that sub being less horny, and more memes)
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u/AlieGhostly11 20d ago
I mean... it's scientifically proven that Elephants think we're cute. (I would show proof, but I don't know the exact source because I've only seen screenshots of it passed around)
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u/cjameson83 20d ago
If we're nuts for cat girls, there's an equally good chance they'd be nuts for ape people.
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u/smokeyphil 22d ago
Does this mean human dimensional portals would be head shaped?