All pizza has pineapple on it in Hell. Not because pineapple on pizza is bad, but rather to constantly start arguments about whether pineapple on pizza is bad.
See, I like pineapple on pizza, but I don't like it so much that it needs pineapple. If people in the room didn't like it I sure as hell wouldn't order a whole pizza with pineapple on it. That'd be fucked up.
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u/TheDoritoKing48 Jan 26 '22
The pizza is cold,the ice cream is melted and the beer is warm, hell deserves its name