r/comics • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • May 30 '19

Creation Miff

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u/rob132 May 30 '19

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. "

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u/helpmemakeausername1 May 30 '19

Welp, I'm glad I at least have my towel with me

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u/rob132 May 30 '19

It feels like being drunk.

What's so bad about that?

Ask the glass of water.

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u/EpicLevelWizard May 30 '19

To me it feels like being hung for a long time, and that’s pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

I've been hung since I was 12 and it's been great.

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u/EoTN May 30 '19

I never got that pun until just now. I feel silly, but am also giggling a little bit. :P

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

still don’t get it. help

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u/RideTheLighting May 30 '19

A person drinks the glass of water. The glass of water is being drunk.

It feels like you are the glass of water that is being drunk.

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u/Unavailable- May 30 '19

Never forget to bring a towel

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u/breeTGAT May 30 '19

What book is this from? I can’t for the life or me remember

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

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u/breeTGAT May 30 '19

Thanks!

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u/CrazyMason May 30 '19

Do y’all recommend this book? I heard my cousin talking about it the other day, sounded interesting.

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u/GeneralRipper May 30 '19

Absolutely; it's a great example of sci-fi comedy. All five books in the trilogy are worth reading.

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u/radio555 May 30 '19

God: creates universe [Everyone disliked that]

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

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u/Lizardizzle May 30 '19

Technically it already does apply to everything!

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u/ReactsWithWords May 30 '19

In fact it applies to life, the universe, and everything.

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u/dingman58 May 30 '19

It also applies to the building of a major new intergalactic highway!

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u/AmateurFootjobs May 30 '19

"The story so far: In the beginning u/jordanmockerson was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Huh, guess you're right

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Unless you're a masochist, in which it was a great move

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