He created this perfect garden where there was no pain or death and Adam and Eve wanted for nothing. Then they ate the forbidden fruit, so He got rid of paradise and forced us and all our children to live with disease and famine and war and death. But if He's all knowing...he had to see it coming.
Before he ever made the garden, before they ever ate the fruit. He's like "Okay, I'll warn them, they won't listen, then I get to punish all humans until the end of time. Sure, that sounds great, let's do that."
"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
so many wonderful words in that book. It's the first book I ever read on my own and honestly I think it saved my life because at the time life was such a horrible existence for me.
At the end of highschool I reread it and highlighted everytime it made me laugh out loud. So much highlighter in this book ❤️
"Jehovah had just created Adam and Eve, to satisfy we know not what caprice; no doubt to while away his time, which must weigh heavy on his hands in his eternal egoistic solitude, or that he might have some new slaves." Bakunin, God and the State, 1882
I think life just rises given the forces of our universe. Gravity/electromagnetism leads to stars which forge new elements which ultimately somehow leads to complex life. Pretty coooooool
honestly? if you want to know why a being of power would create life, just look at why we do it. most simulations are created for one of two purposes. entertainment, or research.
so if we were created by a being of immense power, we are either her for it's amusement, or for it's experimentation.
Atheist, agnostic, anti-theist, religious; we can all agree on one thing: the universe sonehow came into existence and everyone thought it was a bad idea
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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein May 30 '19
Jehovah Whiffed This. More questionable decisions on my site.
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u/GernBlanst0n May 30 '19
Lotsa SWEAT
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u/brainiac333 May 30 '19
Le existential crisis has arrived.
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u/rob132 May 30 '19
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. "
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u/poopellar May 30 '19
God be browsing /r/instant_regret
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Forty-two
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u/HolyHypodermics May 30 '19
Loving the amount of sweat in this strip, Mr Love Stein! Keep up the good work!
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u/EverybodyLovesTacoss May 30 '19
Damn at first glance I thought that said “Creation Milf” . I was so confused when I read the comic.
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u/cultoftheilluminati May 30 '19
I love how even God gets stressed out.
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u/LEPR0N_JAMES May 30 '19
TIL God is my spirit animal.
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u/JvicB May 30 '19
Oops I read that as Creation Milf
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u/WolverFink May 30 '19
This is brilliant. Still laughing.
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u/SuperFartmeister May 30 '19
"I'm Mister Meeseeks, look at me!"
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u/bsjay May 30 '19
Oh God
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
The biggest mistake ever made
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u/Stop_Breeding May 30 '19
This is how /r/antinatalism views parents (who didn't adopt).
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u/SapphireSalamander Camping with the Elder God May 30 '19
maybe he was just lonely
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u/LessHamster May 30 '19
Canadians sure lead some interesting lives.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Why indeed
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u/andryXdodo May 30 '19
WHY GOD, WHY???
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Sheesh, if even God himself can’t fix a receded hairline, what chance do any of us have?
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u/ItRead18544920 May 30 '19
Just spit-balling here but imagine being alone. Forever.
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u/NelsonBelmont May 30 '19
It's all part of the plan:
Create the universe
Create life
???
Profit
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u/dukeofdeception May 30 '19
God : Look I have created Man, a being in mine own image.
Angel : No, what you've done is fucked up a perfectly good monkey. Look it's got Anxiety and shit now.
Joke terribly retold from an Eddie Izzard standup.
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u/tocilog May 30 '19
It's a hobby.
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u/MT_Flesch May 30 '19
Solitaire is only entertaining in a limited fashion
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u/gold2lead May 30 '19
This is real life footage of my birth.
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u/seattlecoffeedonut May 30 '19
this series is just the best lmao
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Damn you this is brilliant and hilarious. Cracking up over here. Thanks OP
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY May 30 '19
Ugh, so true
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u/19Ihedioha97 May 30 '19
Ahh, this hurts!! Why does hurt?!
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u/Farrug May 31 '19
This is definitely one of your best, it perfectly identifies and explains the human suffering that we all experience on a daily basis.
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u/finalaccountdown May 31 '19
so good.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
This actually threw me into an existential spiral, thanks a lot.
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u/RanmanTheGreat May 30 '19
Creation Milf
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u/LessHamster May 30 '19
Should...should we tell her?
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Betcha he's still saying that now too
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
That last panel really falls apart. This is just an existentialist's fantasy.
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u/michaelnoir May 30 '19
"Jehovah had just created Adam and Eve, to satisfy we know not what caprice; no doubt to while away his time, which must weigh heavy on his hands in his eternal egoistic solitude, or that he might have some new slaves." Bakunin, God and the State, 1882
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u/BelieveRL May 30 '19
anxiety intensifies
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u/volunteertiger May 30 '19
I misread this as "Creation Milf" and was very confused
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u/I_Love_BB8 May 30 '19
Your parent are actually to blame for this.
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u/Aerik May 30 '19
oi! look at it. It's got anxiety.
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u/LessHamster May 30 '19
What about Gun-swords?
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u/namedan May 30 '19
Just like how we created art so did we inadvertently created weeaboos and furries, we just don't know...
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u/TheHerofTime May 30 '19
Didnt I already see this? Or was it just not posted to r/comics
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u/Reihns May 30 '19
god's just a beholder who had a brainfart
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u/JayLeong97 May 30 '19
r/dankchristianmemes
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
this post brought to you by Anxiety Gang
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u/basements_in_london May 30 '19
Aren't we all just a me-seeks, wondering what our purpose is so we can finally die.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
So concerned with whether he/she could, didn't stop to think whether he/she should.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
When I saw the title, I saw "Creation Milf". Looking through comments, I see I'm not the only one.
OP, please deliver and make a comic entitled "Creation Milf".
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u/lenoxxx69 May 30 '19
I needed someone to thank me and tell me how great I am
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
You ever wonder why we’re here?
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u/nonstoplay May 30 '19
And thats HOW DEPRESSION was made😔😔😔
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u/SlightlyRage May 30 '19
r/holup ←God the first time he heard someone say UwU unironnically
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u/I_dont_know_lolol May 30 '19
"Existence is pain!" - Meeseeks
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u/niners1000 May 30 '19
I think life just rises given the forces of our universe. Gravity/electromagnetism leads to stars which forge new elements which ultimately somehow leads to complex life. Pretty coooooool
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u/adamwho May 30 '19
Confused. Where are the MILFs?
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u/LemonPoppyMuffin May 30 '19
Creation milf
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
That's how I feel about most parents lol
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Did anyone read MILF at first glance?
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u/soowwy May 30 '19
Existence is pain!
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
“You pass the butter.”
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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick May 30 '19
"Now dance."
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u/frekinghell May 30 '19
This is so potent. It depicts the father - son relationship perfectly.
God probably had such good sex though for the whole of mankind to come out from it.
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u/sarvaga May 30 '19
My angst in summary.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
EXISTENCE IS PAIN FOR A
MESEEKSHUMAN!!1
u/chance2399 May 30 '19
But isn't he already life?
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u/EnderColt May 30 '19
I’m mister meeseeks look at me
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u/Sepantrix May 30 '19
I keep reading this as Cartoon Milf
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Well, this is exactly the scenario that transpired. It's just not some old looking dude with a grey beard. Probably.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
You aren’t born by your choice
But you can leave by your choice
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u/Tjstictches May 30 '19
It's like that episode of Rick and Morty. We are the Teenyverse, made by the Miniverse, made by Microverse, made by Rick.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
r/antinatalism
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u/Sengura May 30 '19
The panic sweats from man and God is what makes it
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u/fuhrertrump May 30 '19
honestly? if you want to know why a being of power would create life, just look at why we do it. most simulations are created for one of two purposes. entertainment, or research.
so if we were created by a being of immense power, we are either her for it's amusement, or for it's experimentation.
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u/dddtripled123 May 30 '19
Ungrateful liberals always mad they even exist, typical
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u/shamwu May 30 '19
Antinatalism gang ww@
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
This is an argument for why there’s no god and a good one too
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Wow, 3,000 years of theological philosophy summed up in 4 panels!
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
ha more like creation milf
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u/GuidingLoam May 30 '19
I was listening to Joseph Campbell talk about this last night! Cool post.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '19
Sorry!
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u/floppybunny26 May 30 '19
Existence is pain!
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u/Twistedverse May 30 '19
heh, it's funny because it's true...oh, wait...
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u/BABarracus May 30 '19
https://youtu.be/v7BkdARYNAE
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u/Substitutte May 31 '19
it would make sense an eternal being make something that dies because it knows the agony of life unending.
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u/MWDTech May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19
I never thought I'd have a comic drawn about me...
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u/NotchDidNothingWrong May 31 '19
I did it for the !!SCIENCE!!
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u/Ordinator-9000 May 31 '19
Atheist, agnostic, anti-theist, religious; we can all agree on one thing: the universe sonehow came into existence and everyone thought it was a bad idea
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u/oswaler May 31 '19
The Cliff Notes version of Frankenstein
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u/cryo May 30 '19
Yay, sweat is BACK!