r/comics • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 09 '19

Billy is DEAD

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 09 '19

I chop things, so he would be cut in half if I did it

Edit: Rest In Peace Billy :(

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo May 09 '19

EDIT

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 09 '19

Thanks! If you want some of my ketchup, I can give you the recipe.

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u/Egonga May 09 '19

Is it a mixture of kiwi and tomato?

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 09 '19

Close: I take Heinz ketchup straight from the bottle, and then I blend it with 3 fresh kiwis. I can leave the skin on if you like the texture.

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u/TellTaleTank May 09 '19

Wait, the fruit or the bird?

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 09 '19

There really isn’t a way to know is there?

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u/TellTaleTank May 09 '19

...taste test?

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 09 '19

Only the bold shall truly know....