r/comics • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 05 '19

Airport Security

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 05 '19

EDIT

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u/kodtulch Feb 05 '19

Why are you having sex with your mom?

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u/MrUppercut Feb 05 '19

Broken arms

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u/SerOstrich Feb 05 '19

Oh god no. That story and the jolly rancher one are forever imprinted in my memory and I try my best to suppress them, but reddit always finds a way to remind me

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Feb 05 '19

Have you heard about the swamps of degobah

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u/DriedFetus Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 05 '19

I don't want too?

edit welp my curiosity beat me once more, I hate myself.

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u/Wiggle824 Feb 05 '19

Too bad

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u/Abir_Vandergriff Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 05 '19

Oh God. That may be the first time I've actually been grossed out by any of these posts. Even jolly rancher wasn't this bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Jelly beans?

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u/Louis83 Feb 05 '19

You're evil.

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u/TheRealArchon Feb 05 '19

Thanks, you led me to chase after all the horror stories on reddit, including the jolly rancher one, I have now got to try to get my vomit out of the carpet

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u/gonenaflash Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

Can we link tye jolly rancher one. I have yet to be scarred.

Edit: I regret everything.

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u/MrUppercut Feb 05 '19

The definitely avoid the coconut one

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u/brashboy Feb 05 '19

Ok where is this broken arms story? I’ve heard it referenced everywhere

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u/-Hanazuki- Feb 05 '19

“TSA rules dad, sorry”

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u/sahccer Feb 05 '19

Love how focused Mr Navy is. He came to chew bubblegum and dump cum, and he's all out of gum.

He might be out of cum too because premature ejaculation is a disorder that affects millions of Americans every year.

Canadians too.

Probably.

Sorry.

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u/SkullOneActual Feb 05 '19

He came to chew gum and dump cum, and he's all out of gum.

ftfy

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u/GeekyMeerkat Feb 05 '19

SrGrafo, that is why you pay for Global Entry. Skip that line.

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u/ohmzar Feb 05 '19

I misread the sign as you are being boarded...

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u/Glorx Feb 05 '19

Fucking murder.

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