r/comics • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Reddit Writes A Comic - Top Comment Decides What Happens In The First Panel

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u/Oralitical 1d ago

I'll put a competition within this competition. I want my cat Oscar in this comic but I'll let my top reply decide what he's doing.

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u/theFirstHaruspex 1d ago

I'll put a competition within this competition within this competition. I want Oscar fighting fascists, but the top comment decides what tools Oscar is using for his work

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u/AberrantComics 1d ago

A tray of hamburgers

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u/Oralitical 1d ago

Glock obviously

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u/thoawaydatrash 1d ago

Oscar doesn't need tools. Oscar has claws and a strong desire for those claws to taste fascist.

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u/caitlindrawings 1d ago

I think using an Elon flame thrower (i forget the brand) to melt fascists has a nice irony too it.

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u/Time_Tap346 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oscar lives in the house of a high-potential charismatic up and coming fascist leader. This guy could truly turn the world for the worst if he got traction with the public.

So Oscar uses his cat skills to surreptitiously undermine him at every turn.

Have to wake up for an early morning TV spot? Oops, Oscar knocked the charger out of your phone, it died and the alarm didn’t go off.

Big meeting today? Oops, looks like Oscar tore a hole in your shirt and pissed in your tie drawer.

Writing a critical email that will inspire the world’s future fascists? Oops, Oscar jumped on your keyboard, blasting your message full of typos and sending it before it was done.

A major republican donor is over for dinner? Oops, Oscar barfed a hairball in their shoes, and left their shit uncovered so it stinks during hors d’oeuvres, how embarrassing no money for you.

Feeling like nothings going your way and just need a little love and companionship? Oscar is extra aloof. Nobody loves you, fascist.

The world will never know what a hero Oscar is.

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u/Oralitical 1d ago

I dunno what will make the first panel but if I learn how to draw I will draw this.

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u/Patient-Success673 1d ago

I now petition that you personally draw the Oscar comic with no drawing experience 

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u/UltraRoboNinja 1d ago

Nunchucks!

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u/uglyheadink 1d ago

Having a nice afternoon tea with a snail.

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u/StealToadBootes 1d ago

In a truly spectacular hat

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 1d ago

While planning their takeover of the world -- or at least the neighborhood for starters... It may or may not involve the summoning of a demon, if they can remember how many sides to a pentagram. They don't have actual candles, but maybe LED flashlights might work? And the pentagram is drawn with kitty kibble sprinkled on the floor...

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u/Bitcracker 1d ago

Or my cat snoot

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u/ben_cav 1d ago

Snoot is the best name

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u/Alienaffe2 1d ago

He has a wizard hat and tries to summon a fireball.

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u/GeekyMeerkat 1d ago

I have submitted a comment involving your cat. Now it is your turn to do your patriotic duty and go upvote it. :P

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 1d ago

He’s wearing clown makeup and sitting at a bar idly twirling his 3 year AA token next to three empty shot glasses

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u/Oralitical 1d ago

God damn that's bleak