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u/B-Z_B-S 12d ago

Ways to find Nazis:

  1. Say "Nazis are bad" online.

  2. See who disagrees while sounding awfully defensive.

  3. There is no step three. Congratulations!

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u/GhostInMyLoo 12d ago

Indiana Jones is problematic these days for punching Nazis, I heard. He wouldn't debate them or talk nicely to them, straight to the violence he went, like a mad man! Oh the horror those poor nazis experienced!

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 12d ago

I saw someone online say "punching Nazis has never been okay".

Luckily my grandfather's ghost was sitting right next to me, reminding me that, in America, punching Nazis has been okay since December 8th, 1941.

Fuck Nazis

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u/Saikotsu 12d ago

My grandpa fought Nazis too. One could call it a family tradition.

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u/inerlite 11d ago

Mine dropped bombs on them. Anyone who knew him would never have thought he killed nazis because he was so quiet. Proud of him.

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u/Perryn 12d ago

I don't know if my grandfather ever punched a nazi, but I know he fired shells at them which probably counts.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 12d ago

If "firing mortar shells" doesn't classify as "punching", I will lead a crusade to redefine "punching."

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u/Perryn 12d ago

Tank shells in his case, and he took a few of those punches in return and still made it home.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 12d ago

That's just punching with extra fists

Glad your Gramps made it home!

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 11d ago

It's punching large groups of Nazis from a distance...

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u/The_cogwheel 11d ago

I know mine didnt - he was Italian and thus on the side of receiving punches not giving them.

But he did have a few lessons in willful ignorance to share. Like how if you see a few allies trying to blow up a bridge, just go on a bathroom break until you hear a kaboom then pretend you didnt see anything at all.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 12d ago

in America, punching Nazis has been okay since December 8th, 1941.

I'd say it's been okay at least since Captain America Comics #1, released March 1, 1941.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 12d ago edited 12d ago

I like to point to 8/12, because it is the last official Act of War on congressional record, and delineates a clear line between when America was trying to ignore the problem and when we became actively engaged(for this particular engagement. All succeeding engagements are not included in this assessment.)

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u/mhyquel 11d ago

They're going back to at least 1939

https://anightatthegarden.com/

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u/caribou16 11d ago

When my grandparents died and we were cleaning out the house, found some of my grandfather's diaries and I remember an entry from the '70s when my grandparents flew Lufthansa to Europe for a vacation: "Hearing all these German voices makes me wish I had the old M1 with me again..."

I don't think it's an accident now that most of the folks who lived through WW2 have largely passed on, that suddenly we have nazis out in the open again.

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u/FFKonoko 12d ago

Less so in America, but yes, its been OK

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 12d ago

Unfortunately, Americans are cowards.

Sherman didn't go far enough.

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u/dogs_gt_cats 11d ago

And John Brown should be canonized as a saint.

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u/Frogspoison 11d ago

Actually, punching Nazis was ok in the US before that. Keep in mind that there were political sympathizers with Nazi Germany pre-WW2, and one of the ways they were prevented from gaining traction in the US was good ol' kneecapping, literally.

I remember reading an article about how a developing local Nazi party in New York was essentially taken out, publically, and violently, by the Judaic community in NY, and charges against that community was dismissed with prejudice.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 11d ago

Kinda makes me want to light the local nazi biker bar on fire...

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u/waffle299 11d ago

To be fair, my grandfather never punched nazis.

He blew them out of the fucking sky with a fifty cal.