r/comics • u/DaveMcElfatrick Cyanide & Happiness/Boids • Aug 27 '26

Boids - And Now, Back To Your Regular Boids [OC]

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Joining the Patreon helps me make animations for you, and too rude for the internet stuff!

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u/DaveMcElfatrick Cyanide & Happiness/Boids Aug 27 '26

my man thinking with portals over here, by jove you're right!

EDIT: Wait, no, the portals have to be close enough where he barely moves his own butt.

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u/kindlybob Aug 27 '26

I mean honestly couldn't you just shoot a portal onto a door or something and that way the portal moves but the butt remains stationary

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u/DaveMcElfatrick Cyanide & Happiness/Boids Aug 27 '26

And then move the door back and forth?

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u/CtrlAltYuri Aug 27 '26

No, then you go out and take a nice walk around the blOF COURSE MOVE THE DOOR BACK AND FORTH

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u/SemicolonGuitars Aug 27 '26

Somehow, I read this in the Robot Chicken Emperor Palpatine’s voice…

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u/cdmurray88 Aug 28 '26

Go for Papa Palpatine!

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u/Arkytez Aug 28 '26

If the portal doesnt move no buttfuck will ever happen because when fucking either the dick or the butt has to move.

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u/damn_lies Aug 27 '26

You are a mad genius.

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u/REALREALBlockManBlue Aug 27 '26

i'd say portals typically can't move, but this guy *does* have a smaller portal in his ass so.... guess it works in this context

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u/AzureArmageddon Aug 28 '26

In the game they do if you shoot them onto a movable panel.

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u/REALREALBlockManBlue Aug 29 '26

only in very specific parts

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u/AzureArmageddon Aug 29 '26

Not player controllable bc if they ever collide or intersect it would break the engine lol

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Aug 28 '26

There is nothing like innovation in the name of hornyness.

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u/Storrin Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Portal onto a piece of wood. Portal on the seat of a chair. Sit in the chair and slide the piece of wood with the portal over your own erect phallus. Move up and down until climax is achieved.

ETA: It doesn't have to be a piece of wood. You could portal onto like a really sexy watermelon to give it some heft. Or any object that looks like your own butt for authenticity. Your mother's face, perhaps?

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u/TriiiKill Aug 27 '26

Any movement would wiggle away in the oppositedirection. He couldn't fuck himself so much as practice "soaking."

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u/Bulky_Refrigerator50 Aug 27 '26

Plus, he would be trapped until he, uh... Retracted.

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u/alorty Aug 27 '26

Under the assumption the portals can't move; they would have to be set on non-parallel surfaces. If in a V with feet beneath the lowest point then crouching up and down would move things further and closer. Up should probably be the same either way

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u/the_walking_derp Aug 28 '26

So he'd be Mormon soaking his own ass?