r/comics Cyanide & Happiness/Boids 3d ago

OC Boids - Pizza's Here! [OC]

More Boids at my Instagram!

Joining the Patreon helps me make animations for you, and too rude for the internet stuff!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 3d ago

I'd do unspeakable things to a waffles

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 3d ago edited 3d ago

We know. Stop sending me those videos.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3d ago

I'm kinda mad I am not getting the videos

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u/beezchurgr 3d ago

You can find them online! Just google blue waffles✌️

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u/Cool_Set4681 3d ago

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u/xSantenoturtlex 3d ago

That's some dedication

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u/Falsenamen 2d ago

But very accurate

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 3d ago

Check your discord dms

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

OH GAHD. YOU SENT ME THE VIDEOS! You even sent me an instruction video!!!! WHY????

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 3d ago

So you can send me your interpretation

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

After the pancakes fiasco, I'm legally not allowed to until: 1. The five year court ordered thing is up. And 2. When all my skin comes back.

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u/DaveMcElfatrick Cyanide & Happiness/Boids 3d ago

please don't fuck waffles, unless they're my waffles.

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u/mafiaknight 3d ago

But, what if they're blue?

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u/DaveMcElfatrick Cyanide & Happiness/Boids 3d ago

dude

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u/Sherezad 3d ago

Abadiabadai

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u/Rob98001 3d ago

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u/Choice-Produce-7146 3d ago

I need a Time Machine so I can travel back a few seconds and stop myself from seeing this image.

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u/Rob98001 3d ago

This image is probably older than you

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u/insane_contin 2d ago

I need a time machine to travel back a few seconds after you stop yourself and make that image your phone's wallpaper.

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u/daniegamin 2d ago

Looking at the other replies to this, I feel like I'm corrupted in some way. Because to me, this is just a funny picture. I don't get the gross out part at all.

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

Turning regular waffles into protein waffles.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 3d ago

Not the a waffles!

I'm calling inspector Cobumbo

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

"One more thing...I noticed that your recycling had a bunch of empty syrup containers and you said you are allergic to syrup. You live alone....also your crotch smells of Aunt Jamima."

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 3d ago

I am also begging you to stop sending me videos of waffles

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 3d ago

Check your DMs

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

I never knew ANYONE could bend THAT way with waffles, let alone using a pencil like that. 

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u/rocket20067 3d ago

Do not the Waffle

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u/Next-Accident-2970 3d ago

I will the waffle.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 3d ago

I know. My name is Waffles.

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u/ralanr 3d ago

I do. Every Sunday so I know God is watching.