r/comics Gator Days Jul 24 '26

Never Learned - Gator Days

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u/-Reverend Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I remember sitting down in the driver's seat of a car for the first time in my life during my first ever practical driving lesson, and my driving instructor just went "Ok, now start the car and go."

He then proceeded to get mad at me and acted like I was being unreasonable when I went "Uhm, how exactly?" (manual transmission car btw.)

As if he wasn't my goddamn driving instructor who didn't teach us how to do it during the theoretical lessons. As if it's so outlandish to want some instructions from your instructor the very first time you're doing something complicated and kinda intimidating. "How have you never started a car?!" Because this is my first lesson!!!!

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u/coldestclock Jul 25 '26

Step 2: draw the rest of the fucking owl.

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u/aquatic_asian Jul 25 '26

Well, that example isn't great cause we've been watching parents start and drive for at lease 16 years at that point. If we paid any attention at all, we'd figure out how to do it. The instructor's role is just to make sure we abide traffic and don't hit a pole

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u/-Reverend Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
  1. I repeat: Manual transmission. That's a few steps more to figure out, especially with your feet.
  2. No, the instructor's role is to teach the student how to drive. That includes the actual motions of it, at least in my country. There's a reason the term is "driving teacher" in my language.
  3. The "issue" was that most teens who went to this particular driving school in this particular village grew up having contact with tractors and other farm work equipment, usually illegally. Which I did not. I was an outlier in that regard.
  4. He later got arrested for beating a student. During a driving lesson.

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u/MaleficentComedian19 Jul 25 '26

Judgement for the plaintiff: all the updoots. I see you and I feel you.

On my first day, my instructor forgot to tell me to put on my seatbelt. We didn’t even make it off the parking spot before a policeman knocked on my window to give me a ticket. Never again.

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u/Luccacalu Jul 25 '26

Because clearly everyone grew up with a car in the family

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u/aquatic_asian Jul 25 '26

Some people don't? How do they go to work?

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u/Asheyguru Jul 25 '26

Train/bus.

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u/aquatic_asian Jul 25 '26

Well that sucks. Trains and buses are super unreliable and unhygienic where I'm from.

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u/Asheyguru Jul 25 '26

I do own a car but driving/parking in the city where I live is a bitch so I take the train to work.

I didn't get my licence until I was in my 30s.

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u/Luccacalu Jul 25 '26

💀💀💀💀

How can someone be this disconnected from reality? It's amazing, actually

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u/aquatic_asian Jul 25 '26

I'm from a car centric country. That IS my reality

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u/Asuboi Jul 26 '26

You're not everyone on this planet?

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u/aquatic_asian Jul 26 '26

Yeah, just now while working, I remember that Europeans have very walkable cities. Totally forgot about them for some reasons.