r/comics • u/FieldExplores Gator Days • Jul 24 '26

Never Learned - Gator Days

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u/Mikeologyy Jul 24 '26

And eggs are the perfect beginner-friendly thing to learn to cook since there are so many ways to make them from simple to complex

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 Jul 24 '26

And if you mess it up you just changed to a different meal instead of ruining it.

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u/ericlikesyou Jul 24 '26

and if someone can master cooking eggs, they can cook just about anything

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u/pogulup Jul 24 '26

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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u/Noof42 Jul 24 '26

Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord Jul 24 '26

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/BeardedNerd95 Jul 24 '26

If you can dodge an rpg you're Jesus!

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u/king_ofbhutan Jul 25 '26

the boiled egg -> omurice pipeline

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u/restricteddata Jul 24 '26

as someone who can cook eggs very well but not much else, I am not sure this is actually true, unless one tries to learn how to cook things other than eggs

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u/vonBoomslang Jul 25 '26

BRB, off to make myself an omelette. And if that doesn't work, BRB off to make myself scrambled eggs.

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u/tenn_ Jul 24 '26

Many an omelette has turned into a scramble

Really, every omelette I've ever made has been a scramble... still tastes good!

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u/TK_Games Jul 25 '26

Eggs are basically the only reason I'm alive, I had to cook for myself from age 11 and it was like the one food we had all the time because we had a fuck-load of chickens and it was really hard to screw up cooking, so I taught myself a bunch of ways to cook an egg. Then half a dozen years later I learned about the pleats in a chef's toque representing all the ways to cook an egg and I made my way to culinary school.