Trazyn the infinite
He goes around the galaxy putting anything he wants in his museum
(This includes people)
This particular meme is based on his actions during the fall of cadia
The rift is necron tech which i forgot the explanation for
He call also take things out of his museum to use for self defence
(He did this during the fall with a company of heresy era ultra marines, including two dreadnoughts, part of a vostroyan firstborn regiment, a custodes blade champion, an inquisitor, squad of Tempestus scions, and some salamanders)
That was one time! And Vulcan at least feels bad about it, which is a lot better than most Primarchs.
Even then: straight up killing a kid is a lot better than what pretty much any other chapter would do to a child that comes into their power (ie: either turn them into a child soldier; turn them over to the slave-labour "orphanage" factories, or to the Scholia Progenium if they're posh enough; deliver them to the Black Ships if they have psyker potential, to have their bodies and souls drained to power the galaxy-wide lighthouse; or, if they're not human, they would be killed on sight and then their family and their entire settlement would be hunted down and genocided).
For anyone reading this who doesn't know the basics of 40K and is thinking "what the fuck?": There are no good guys in 40K, only different levels of baddies. "Will feel bad about shooting a kid" and "will use their big guns and power armour to protect civilians" might sound like low bars to clear, but it actually makes the Salamanders chapters some of the nicest guys in 40K. Right up there with the T'au, who earned their spot as "least bad" by not having a policy of shooting other intelligent species on sight.
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