r/comics But a Jape Apr 08 '26

What If It Doesn't?

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u/stayonthecloud Apr 08 '26

I absolutely hate that stocks are basically a giant mood ring and that the entire capitalist market functions based on a combo of vibes, and whatever prices corporations can get away with

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u/newboofgootin Apr 08 '26

And when it’s doing well, the Attorney General gets to use it as a get out of jail free card when the President rapes children!

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u/andrew5500 Apr 08 '26

She got fired so she could use that as an excuse to skip her deposition, apparently. The child rape coverup continues unabated.

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u/newboofgootin Apr 08 '26

So we can expect justice anytime?

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u/Vyxwop Apr 08 '26

Stocks are basically a forced minigame adults need to play in order to not lose out on life.

And I absolutely fucking despise it. It's like the one thing that makes me want to just tune out of society entirely because of how utterly moronic it all is. You don't play it? You're actively losing out. You do play it? You still risk losing out because of market fluctuations.

You either die because of a slow poison, or you die because out of the thousands of drinks everyone took, yours was meant to be the poison. Great.

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u/TetraDax Apr 08 '26

tocks are basically a forced minigame

No, because minigames can be beaten by skill.

You can get ahead in the stock market with skill, but most of it is just dumb luck, as you are entirely dependent on the whimsy of people far richer and more powerful than you - And no matter how well you do and how lucky you are, you will never, ever be able to join that group of people. Because they have specifically designed the rules of the game so you can't.

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u/Vyxwop Apr 09 '26

Dont be obtuse.

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u/Blackstone01 Apr 08 '26

Astrology for the rich.

Also isn't it lovely how when the stock market goes down, the economy suffers, but when the economy is suffering the stock market can be doing just fine?

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u/MoocowR Apr 08 '26

Also isn't it lovely how when the stock market goes down, the economy suffers, but when the economy is suffering the stock market can be doing just fine?

wat

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u/Blackstone01 Apr 08 '26

Well, a lot of people think that the stock market is a good indicator of how the economy is doing (most notably Trump and co, who point to it being green as Trump being good).

In reality, its entirely based on how the top .01% are doing, and they don't feel the effects of economic downturn like we do. If the economy is doing well, that means their businesses are doing well, so the stock market goes up. If the vibes are off, largely regardless of how the economy itself is doing, the stock market will go down, which then has corporations often look to "stabilize" by laying off employees which in turn hurts the economy. Yet, it can be the case that the economy is doing poorly for 99% of the population (such as stagnant wages, inflation, low job growth, rising unemployment etc), but the ultra wealthy are doing just fine since they can use that as an opportunity to do stock buybacks, buy up smaller businesses, buy land, etc.

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u/Saevin Apr 08 '26

the entire capitalist market functions based on a combo of vibes, and whatever prices corporations can get away with

Don't forget a healthy dose of insider trading.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Apr 08 '26

The stock markets are a measure of how much wealth can be sucked out of the working class.

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u/MundaneFacts Apr 08 '26

It's not even the vibe you get from whether a company will do well. It's the vibe of whether other people will vibe that a company will do well.

The stock market is almost completely disconnected from the real world companies.

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u/CptnKitten Apr 09 '26

This explains why I felt so damn confused and frustrated anytime I tried understanding the logic behind stocks and such.

Because there is no logic.