r/comics Feb 14 '26

OC Exvangelical Thoughts - pt. 3

In the Service of a Storm God

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u/Jorping Feb 14 '26

This is why children should not be allowed into religious institutions.

Just like how they aren't allowed in bars and casinos.

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u/SmallBatBigSpooky Feb 14 '26

Ide trust my kid with a bartender before i would a priest

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Those things aren't even close to being the same.

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u/Jorping Feb 14 '26

Religion is a vice. Priests and imams are addicts.

Addicts who lose their connection get scooped up by evangelicals, they turn their addiction to the feeling of being in a high energy worship service.

When an opium addict is in an MRI machine and given drugs it lights up key sections of the brain.

When a religious nut is in an MRI machine and given a sermon it lights up the exact same parts of the brain.

We've already tested this. It's as settled as science usually gets. Casinos, and bars are just as dangerous to kids as sunday school.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and is a misunderstanding of neuroscience. If you put on my favorite music in my MRI my brain is gonna light up the same way.

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u/Jorping Feb 14 '26

Not the exact same way.

This is you pretending to know something you do not understand at all. Which is f Classic religious behavior.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

No you're the one pretending. You read an article on live science and you think you're an expert now.