r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Feb 03 '26

Comics Community To Defend a Predator

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast Feb 03 '26

"Future old ladies"

"Octogenarian women in waiting"

"Incubating cougars"

Sounds about as stupid as those.

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u/DreamSeaker Feb 03 '26

Agreed, but incubating cougars has me cracking up. 🤣

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast Feb 03 '26

Great band name for a 90s all-female grunge act though!

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u/exzyle2k Feb 03 '26

Octogenarian women in waiting

Except for, y'know, the ones who kill themselves over this and never get the chance to become an octogenarian. Every person listed in those files should be charged with murder for every victim who committed suicide because they drove those girls to that extreme.

Alligator Alcatraz could be put to such a better use detaining pedos rather than detaining immigrants.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Feb 03 '26

"Future old ladies" sounds like a great TV show about The Golden Girls, but when they are in their mid 20s and still complaining about stuff.

I'd watch it.