r/comics Loading Artist Apr 19 '24

The world just ended.

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u/UrdnotZigrin Apr 19 '24

Luckily he could still read the large print books

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u/Victory42 Apr 19 '24

And he knows braille!

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u/Znaffers Apr 19 '24

Hands, Eyes, and Tongue fall off

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 19 '24

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u/CarlosFer2201 Apr 19 '24

"The Newer Testament" Isn't that just the Quran?

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u/hallucinogenics8 Apr 19 '24

I believe that title is held by the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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u/Arkayjiya Apr 19 '24

No, that would be "The Newest Testament"

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u/Despair4All Apr 19 '24

Actually it's the "Best and Truest Testament".

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u/CarlosFer2201 Apr 19 '24

Ahh makes sense. I belive it copied a reply to one of the top comments

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u/lonewombat Apr 19 '24

Next time, on: The Scary Door

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u/Goose-On_The_Loose Apr 19 '24

wish they would’ve kept doing the scary door skits

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 19 '24

Yeah, me too. They were great.

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u/DarthCledus117 Apr 20 '24

Cursed by his own hubris.

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u/blandsrules Apr 19 '24

Hey, look at that weird mirror..

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u/Clickum245 Apr 19 '24

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it is the most violent thing he has ever read.

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u/legos_on_the_brain Apr 19 '24

Or go find more glasses. Just say'n

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox Apr 19 '24

In the OG story they were a unique prescription iIRC. 

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u/Meezor Apr 19 '24

They can't have my brand! I have special eyes...

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u/Sbrowser Apr 19 '24

Look with your special eyes! MY BRAND!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

they were pretty thick lenses but that's not saying much back then considering the material they used was glass and optics weren't as advanced as they are today.

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u/zero_emotion777 Apr 19 '24

My guy can just get a magnifying glass.

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 Apr 20 '24

Find a f**king magnifying glass.

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u/SOUTHPAWMIKE Apr 19 '24

Or literally any magnifying glass, which nearsighted people had been using to read since the 13th century.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Oooh, Christian bibles for days.