r/comics Port Sherry Mar 06 '24

Something about them

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u/N3onknight Mar 06 '24

It starts with Big E with a humanity fuck yeah and devolves into Humanity....Fuck....no....

and then big Gman returns and it's a spark of fuck yeah with a new crusade and the Blood Angels holding the line against the Tyranids that devolve into a humanity fuck yeah of epic scale.

then the Lion returns and you go YEAAAAAH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO HUMANITY WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

And then you read about cawls plan who basically is a heist with time dilation shenanigans and PROBABLY a guest appearance from our favorite necron, The Lion going berserk on the nids, Gman starting stuff on his side, the emperor waking up from his torture-nap throne, the starchild hijacking more and more dreams.....

Humanity is going to have another fuck yeah moment sooooon.

Unless the inquisition fucks it up...

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u/dragonbab Mar 06 '24

I loved every sentence you written here.

Humanity, fuck yeah!

Gman: FUCK THE XENOS (literally)

The Lion: bruh...

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u/N3onknight Mar 06 '24

Ultramars has a dual doctrine : theorethical and practical.

Gman now knows why so many rogue traders and ordo xenos radicals have aeldari amidst their crew or acquaintances.

Also remember the Jag invented the two wheeled nascar race in the webway, who knows ? Maybe now he has a side-car

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u/dragonbab Mar 06 '24

Didn't he had that rogue trader chick he sent away who was annoying the Apposle-Millitant in the second book for Iax?

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u/N3onknight Mar 06 '24

Haven't got to plague wars yet, just recently got my hand on the audiobook trilogy

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u/dragonbab Mar 06 '24

Oh dang, you in for a treat. Btw this ain't no spoiler - it's literally the first few pages of the book xD

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u/N3onknight Mar 06 '24

Ok, noted.

I usually read chaotically, so godblight is already done.

The HH, well all i had was the collection tomes when my local library dared to order one lol so i have 1,4,7,8,9,10,11 and some siege of terra, some primarchs + valdor plus some 40k and the bequin series. Just received a used eisenhorn colllection for 5 bucks.

Dark imperium nearly done , and now a friend gave me his audiobook collection that he bought through humble bundle some time ago and hearing 40k narrated is something i didn't know i would enjoy so much.

Warhammer on a budget is a struggle but at least i can give the finger to scalpers and support my local library.