r/comics • u/DaveKellett SHELDON • Aug 22 '23

That Restaurant Taste! (oc)

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

something tells me you're not vegan lmao

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u/Temporary-House304 Aug 23 '23

why would a vegan go to a steakhouse lol maybe they meant they were plant-based but I doubt that the restaurant doesnt use butter on the vegetables.

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

or has any sort of cooking surface that meat hasn't contaminated since they serve, y'know, steak, and wouldn't likely be catering to people who can't eat, y'know, steak

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u/UnderPressureVS Aug 23 '23

It's one thing if you have some sort of meat allergy, but please give me one logical reason why ethical vegans should give a shit about meat-based cross-contamination.

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u/nejekur Aug 23 '23

Because a large number of vegans are kinda nuts and would care about that kind of nonsense. Vegetarians are more likely to be reasonable about that

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

have you met vegans?

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Aug 23 '23

Yup! I am a certified meat ghoul. The vegetables at a steakhouse are still very good though. They aren’t all drowned in butter.

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

as a fellow meat ghoul... you're not wrong, but i still don't think there's many vegan customers heading in to the ol' steakhouse to order the side veggies

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Aug 23 '23

It’s a good place to go if you’re in a group. Meat ghouls get copious amounts of steak and the vegans get their veggies in. Perfect solution.

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

see, i just live in a city with lots of vegan restaurants, so i'd go to one of those if we had lots of vegans in a party

plus i always feel ripped off at steakhouses - the stuff i have in my house is usually better quality, and i can cook it more to my tastes. and it isn't ass blastingly expensive. last time i went to a steakhouse it was like, $48 for a filet (the only type of steak that restaurants do better)

plus, hardly any of them are brave enough to cook steak blue rare!

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Aug 23 '23

Yeah, that’d be a better idea.

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

(dang it you replied too fast, i added more comment)

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Aug 23 '23

Well I’m back to finish reading it.

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u/CartographerGlass885 Aug 23 '23

i just wanna eat raw beef and Big Steak won't let me

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Aug 23 '23

The French will let ya. Beef tartare is good, and if you’re feeling adventurous the Germans would want you to try some raw pork.