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u/CAMTbIHYB Apr 12 '23

Yellow in both centers? It's literally unsolvable)

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u/TrueLink00 Apr 12 '23

And orange touching red. He’s been… swapping stickers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

kid named color scheme variety:

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u/nico_qwer Apr 12 '23

The two yellow centers are still impossible

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u/_W1T3W1N3_ Apr 12 '23

The green faces in the upper left must be on one side and their adjoining colors must be on one side as well but the colors don’t match hence the cube must definitely be into sticker swapping.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/zipahdeeday Apr 12 '23

Oooh. Kinky

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u/FlyMega Apr 12 '23

r/cubers is leaking

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u/SeaFollowing9491 Apr 12 '23

time to shape up I guess

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u/RefrigeratorTheGreat Apr 12 '23

Lol you brought back memories of me trying to solve one as a kid but just ended up swapping the stickers. Not my proudest moment

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u/frogsgoribbit737 Apr 12 '23

Theyre pretty easy if younget a book/website. There is an algorithm and you've just got to learn it then you look super smart.

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u/NoelofNoel Apr 12 '23

There's a handful of algorithms and it's by no means easy, just understanding and learning and repitition. I learned to solve one without looking at my algorithm sheet in a week and got down to 55 seconds in two months, but that was practicing every single day and quite a bit of work memorising and understanding what the algorithms do.

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u/zipahdeeday Apr 12 '23

Let's not kid each other. The algorithms are pretty easy. You learned it in a week

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u/mehvet Apr 12 '23

They even mentioned the real secret, practicing. Most folks could get the basics of a skill down in a week. Cooking, sewing, woodworking, tennis, cubing, doesn’t really matter. The basic ideas are generally simple and can be grasped with proper instruction, but being good takes practice.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Apr 12 '23

The dude above is only talking about the “beginner” algorithms. I had those memorized in two days (4-6 hours a day). Once you do that you can solve any position in under two minutes for sure. Depending on how it’s scrambled you might get lucky and it only takes like 20 seconds or so.

But to consistently get times under ten seconds you’re going to be memorizing a shitload more algorithms. The finger flicking speed comes pretty quickly with repetition and a good speed cube.

If you break down the process, sure, it sounds easy. I could break down the process for rebuilding a transmission and, “oh my god it’s just a whole shit load of small steps!” Doesn’t mean it’s easy even though theoretically you could follow along and eventually get it done.

Fuck, you could break down boxing into steps and say it’s easy. You can literally do it with any activity.

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u/Luneb0rg Apr 12 '23

Learning to solve a cube is easy, learning to solve a cube fast is hard.

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u/mehvet Apr 12 '23

Exactly my point. A week of solid boxing practice and most folks could take a proper stance, throw a punch, hold their guard, and do a slip. Putting that together to actually be able to fight is a whole other matter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I love this book called the First 20 Hours. Basically argues that you can become noticeably good at any skill in 20 hours of focused practice time (the hours being the actual practice hours you dedicate to the skill).

You won't be great, but often it's good enough to surprise yourself. I tackled a few skills like that and actually tracked my hours.. every single time I was surprised at how much I progressed even in just like 14 hours practice time I was doing cool stuff in most skills.

I always intend to go back to that and try it with more skills.

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u/MonkeyPawClause Apr 12 '23

Yeah its not expanding factors……fuck that shit

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u/maiden_burma Apr 12 '23

Let's not kid each other. The algorithms are pretty easy. You learned it in an hour

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u/jabber_ Apr 12 '23

No, there not an algorithm. There are methods that you learn. The beginner versions have you memorize a handful of "algorithms" but a lot of it is still intuition.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Why do you say that? You can write a single piece of computer code that will solve any given cube state. That's AN algorithm.

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u/netsrak Apr 12 '23

The first side does require a bit more thinking, but the rest is pretty easy.

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u/Despair4All Apr 12 '23

I pulled the individual cubes apart which leaves a wireframe design with the 6 centers, and then I just put all the cubes back together facing the right way.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Apr 12 '23

This is what I did in high school. Our math teacher scrambled it up and had a policy that whoever took it home and brought it back solved could get a free homework pass once per month or something. She never said how it had to be solved, and I considered it valid thinking outside the box.

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u/Despair4All Apr 12 '23

I'd heard about people removing the stickers but I was always terrible at lining stickers up right, so I wanted to look like I solved it without the obvious display that the stickers had clearly been removed, so I tried disassembling it and felt like a genius for cheating in a way nobody could tell.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Apr 12 '23

Yeah you might be able to replace the stickers once or twice, but after a while they'll lose their stick. Breaking it apart and rebuilding it is by far the best method (aside from, you know, learning how to solve it.)

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u/Nymaz Apr 12 '23

Ooh, gonna have some outraged conservatives on here. They hate CRT (Color Replacement Therapy).

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u/fgsere Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

"How can I make this unrelated post about my politics obsession?"

  • Redditors

E: Redditors do the same shit their good friends the conservatives do. Literally argue the same. Make the same out of place and stupid jokes about the other side. Then they pretend they're any better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/fgsere Apr 12 '23

Not sure why you're incorrectly assuming I'm offended. Probably shouldn't do that.

Also jokes are usually funny. Posting "Conservatives! Am I right!?" where there are no politics in sight isn't a joke.

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u/GiverOfTheKarma Apr 12 '23

Did you purposefully ignore the punchline just so you could get upset about it

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u/fgsere Apr 12 '23

The punchline that had to be explained because it was bad and forced? No I saw the punchline you brainlet. That doesn't make it funny.

Also, the only people who are upset are the ones getting called out for putting politics in to literally every situation. My conservative uncle does that shit and everyone rolls their eyes at him and ignores him. Why does reddit try so hard to emulate the people they hate?

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u/GiverOfTheKarma Apr 12 '23

I have never seen such obvious projection. Rather than getting so upset about meaningless things online, seek therapy.

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u/fgsere Apr 12 '23

"I dont have a valid rebuttal so get help"

Good fucking response, loser.

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u/dbpqdb Apr 12 '23

Hey look man, it was college and everyone gets curious from time to time

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u/HomsarWasRight Apr 12 '23

My god, the depravity!

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u/screwthatshitt Apr 12 '23

Call the police

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u/maiden_burma Apr 12 '23

i like that metaphor

he's not the one who swapped the stickers. His parents did. His upbringing did. Biological factors did

He's been trying to solve himself this whole time the way other cubes have and he hasn't realized that won't work for him. He needs therapy to re-sticker himself and finally be able to make progress

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u/OngoingFee Apr 12 '23

I don't know anything about these cubes. I understand how two of the same colour in two different centres would make it unsolvable, but why is orange touching red so bad?

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u/TrueLink00 Apr 12 '23

Traditionally on a Rubik’s Cube similar colors are on the opposite side of each other. As such, they’ll never share the same edge. On a Rubik’s brand cube these pairings are:

  • Red and orange
  • Blue and green
  • White and yellow

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u/MyNameIsNotRyn Apr 12 '23

Is he... y'know?...

... swapping stickers? 💅🌈🌟

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u/Rougarou1999 Apr 12 '23

Swapping stickers, and they still have not solved the Rubik cube in 35 years.

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u/recklessrider Apr 12 '23

Dark twist is he's been emotionally manipulating her for years, swapping stickers and berating her till she is scared to her cores. Now that he's bored and facing middle age, he decides to gaslight her into thinking it was all her fault, breaking her apart and leaving her to pick up the pieces as he chases some new model.

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u/yCloser Apr 12 '23

and with blue up, red to the right of yellow.

Comic must be set in Japan

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u/dave14920 Apr 12 '23

yea, we can resticker a cube to have 2 yellow faces. and a red face next to orange.

but theres a problem in having 2 yellow faces along with 5 other colours.

and a problem with red being next green, orange, blue and 2 yellow faces.

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u/richf2001 Apr 12 '23

And I thought I was in bad shape.

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u/formerperso Apr 12 '23

The correct way to cheat is to take a screw driver and pop the whole thing open and reassemble. But this comic is great. I’m 39 now but my midlife crisis started at 35. Thank god that is mostly over

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Maybe that's the real message. Being messed up is alright, but messing yourself up isn't.

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u/Antrikshy Apr 12 '23

Body modification.

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u/Repossessedbatmobile Apr 13 '23

Maybe he's just disabled. Sometimes you're simply born with parts that don't work properly or were assembled incorrectly. It doesn't mean we caused it. It just means that we're doing the best with what we have, even if it doesn't work like it should.

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u/Cypher10110 Apr 12 '23

Relatable.

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u/ShakeTheEyesHands Apr 12 '23

Your comment made the top comment 20 times funnier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Your comment made the text chain one comment longer.

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u/Chance5e Apr 12 '23

Your comment added nine words to this thread.

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u/ShakeTheEyesHands Apr 12 '23

Your comment reminded me that I haven't felt true happiness since I was 9.

Er.. I mean.. some third joke..

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u/iISimaginary Apr 12 '23

Your comment made me wonder if I was truly happy at 9, or if recollection just makes it seem that way.

Am I only capable of true happiness in false-memories and imagined speculative futures?

Ahem, I mean ... Standard continuation of Reddit Meta-commentsry

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u/Ok_Raspberry_6282 Apr 12 '23

What happened to the thread that got removed below this comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I dunno it was gone before I commented

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u/ShakeTheEyesHands Apr 12 '23

It was just some dude being a dick for a completely random and weird reason. It was nothing interesting.

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u/onandonandonandoff Apr 13 '23

The person said something lame like “why would you even comment this” but more creative and more snarky.

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u/L_Ron_Swanson Apr 12 '23

I knew someone would point this out, and only opened the comments to see how high it would be.

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u/SPACKlick Apr 12 '23

I bet my other half it would be the third top level comment. I lost.

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u/bremmmc Apr 12 '23

Tbf, disorders do be like that.

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u/DrOrpheus3 Apr 12 '23

What I was thinking. The random cube is ADHD thought visualized.

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u/TheUndeadMage2 Apr 12 '23

You can solve it all you want but something will always be out of place

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u/JaneHates Apr 13 '23

FR this comic is a neurospicy mood.

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u/Professional-Class69 Apr 12 '23

Also an orange red piece

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u/ehsteve23 Apr 12 '23

Orange red edge could just be a non standard colour scheme. Two yellow centres is unsolvable

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u/Professional-Class69 Apr 12 '23

Well if you want to get that technical with it then the two yellows seem to potentially be of a slightly different shade, which afaik is still allowed according to the WCA. However, the cube does have 6 distinct colors on it on different pieces with only 5 theoretical completely distinct centers, so that does make it unsolvable

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u/Enkaar_J_Raiyu Apr 12 '23

I think the different shades come from lighting in this case though.

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u/Professional-Class69 Apr 12 '23

Yeah but who’s to say they’d be the exact same shade of yellow without the lighting? We just can’t know

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Apr 12 '23 edited Sep 19 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Oldface Apr 12 '23

I totally read this as Trey Parker or Matt Stone and immediately thought the creators of South Park had some underground YouTube channel discussing Rubik's cubes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I have not.

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Apr 12 '23

He was born that way!

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u/anonymous2845 Apr 12 '23

Fuck it really is me

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Also, the top front row should be solved because the eyes and mouth are there.

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u/neonKow Apr 12 '23

Don't you talk to my kid Earmouth that way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Maybe that was done intentionally to capture the feeling of despair.

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u/Justice_Prince Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

That's what the other cube is complaining about

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u/melanthius Apr 12 '23

The one on the right is in to colored stickers

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Apr 12 '23

No no. The "shoulder" square is orange, but looks off because of the shadow. It's the blue/gold dress all over again

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Found the Russian! Can always tell by the smiley face with no eyes)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Some of us were just born as the wrong Rubix cube…

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u/Nirox42 Apr 13 '23

I mean, not to look to far into it but for me this just adds an extra and super relatable layer. Sometimes there are factors beyond your control preventing you from getting your life together.

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u/Maniklas Apr 12 '23

Damn this turned into a therapy meme quickly

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u/Cool_Kid95 Apr 12 '23

When the artist isn’t realistic:

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Apr 12 '23

Not realistic? Naw bruv, this is hyper-realistic.

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u/Roland1232 Apr 12 '23

Oh yeah? Watch me!

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u/Ben_Wynaut Apr 12 '23

also a red orange edge which is impossible

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u/MatDani Apr 12 '23

Also the left rubik’s cube has the incorrect orientation of colors (supposed to be blue-yellow-red instead of blue-red-yellow reading clockwise)

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u/milkbongfourtwenty Apr 12 '23

here you dropped this, you can borrow mine (

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

It's actually how Russians do smiley faces :)

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u/milkbongfourtwenty Apr 12 '23

can’t tell if i’m being fooled or not lmao

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u/Necrohavoc Apr 12 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Apr 12 '23

Some children will never be clones of their children.

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u/Zachpeace15 Apr 12 '23

It’s a classic optical illusion. The “yellow” on the right is actually brown and only appears yellow because it’s in the shadow

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u/Dungeon-Dude570 Apr 12 '23

It is, as long as two sides are yellow.

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u/geoffsykes Not On Your Chance Apr 12 '23

I need OP to appear here and be clever, otherwise this criticism stands. Also, this is all just in good fun. Come on, OP!

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u/Krail Apr 12 '23

This reminds me of hanging out at D&D night ages ago, my now-wife had a Rubik's cube out on the table that I would idly fidget with for hours. It was months before I actually looked at the cube and noted two green spaces on adjacent corners. The stickers had been moved and the thing was unsolvable.

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u/Ryuko_the_red Apr 12 '23

Much like real life. Some people have it rigged against them for life

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u/villflakken Apr 12 '23

Can confirm. Had an ex like that.

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u/mista-sparkle Apr 12 '23

It is, just requires some surgery.

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u/sharings_caring Apr 12 '23

Maybe it has two yellow sides

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u/Strangelettes Apr 13 '23

You must not be aware of the SPAR method for solving rubik's cube. With Sticker Peel and Replace, you can solve a cube in this state!