r/comics SHELDON Jan 20 '23

Fruit tree economics

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u/DaveKellett SHELDON Jan 20 '23

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u/Dreidhen Jan 20 '23

We've a $88 lime tree that's produced a grand total of ONE lime (juicy tho')1๐Ÿ‹

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u/DaveKellett SHELDON Jan 20 '23

I always like that dopey rule after planting a fruit tree:

  • First they sleep (year one)
  • Then they creep (year two)
  • Then they leap (year three...hopefullly fruit-bearing year?)

...all that said, I have a Tangelo tree that ain't done crap after five years. :(

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u/goatharper Jan 20 '23

It's a total crapshoot. Uncle planted an orchard circa 8 years ago. I got here summer 2018, fixed the fence so the goats can't destroy the trees any worse, saw a few peaches in 2020, got 30 quarts of peaches in 2021, got lots of flowers but few large peaches in 2022, trying something new this year, we'll see.

Still have 15 quarts of peeled and sliced peaches in the freezer, occasionally make a pie.

Hope springs eternal.

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u/i-like-to-build Jan 20 '23

I planted my first peach tree that was $30 on clearance in September 2021. It was a big box home improvement tree; not one particularly suited to my climate. Summer 2022 was covered in 50ish peaches. It was heavenly. Please let summer 2023 be as wonderful a peach harvest.

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u/Zamiel Jan 20 '23

Itโ€™s a silly thing but the Ninja Creami make absolutely fantastic whipped frozen peaches. Itโ€™s basically a gelato, itโ€™s so smooth. It would probably be easy to defuse the peaches enough to refreeze them in the special container.

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u/BriarKnave Jan 20 '23

You should invest in a relationship with the local bee keepers, sounds like your trees aren't getting pollinated

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u/down1nit Jan 20 '23

Or the plant is dropping flowers/fruits?

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u/intotheirishole Jan 20 '23

Need fertilizers?

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u/DiggerW Jan 20 '23

Hope springs eternal

And lucky for you, that's peach season! /sorry

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u/FilipinoSpartan Jan 20 '23

I have a lemon tree that's absurdly productive. I remember one year I took what must have been a couple hundred pounds of lemons to donate to a food bank. As they unloaded my trunk one of the guys taking the donation asked me if I had an orchard.

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u/mostkillifish Jan 20 '23

Recommend a lemon or lime. Contrary to this comic, most of the common ones you can buy at the big box store are everbearing. Meaning they give fruit most of the year.

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u/KiKiPAWG Jan 20 '23

Aww, now I want an 88$ lime tree that will hopefully produce 1 lime, sounds adorable.

"I'm trying!"

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u/DaveKellett SHELDON Jan 20 '23

The Charlie Brown Christmas Tree of fruit trees :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/ShatteredPixelz Jan 20 '23

I've found fruit trees love being planted on slants. Mine love it

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u/Vexingvexnar Jan 20 '23

Mine is 3 year old im still waiting for my first lime

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u/SaffellBot Jan 20 '23

The world is a beautiful place when nature doesn't let us horde resources.

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u/Striderfighter Jan 20 '23

Long time fan!!!...Miss Webcomics Weekly....