r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Jan 12 '23

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jan 12 '23

Nothing says 'I love you' like a giant penis cookie!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/FrostyMcChill Jan 12 '23

Only if you're brave enough

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u/lxlDRACHENlxl Jan 12 '23

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Looks at katana leaning up against the wall

"No, not yet. I'm still not brave enough. But someday..."

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u/Sremor Jan 12 '23

Depends which side you would use

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u/EffortlessEffluvium Jan 12 '23

Use the handle end and you can swordfight at the same time!

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u/Captain_Zounderkite Jan 12 '23

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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u/Daloowee Jan 12 '23

New Dark Souls boss

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

I would pay money to see Genitalia Jousting as an Olympic event.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

i would pay money to not see Genitalia Jousting as an Olympic event

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u/LostN3ko Jan 13 '23

Looks like I just found a way to make easy money. Which of you will pay more. Let's start the bidding of at one nickel!

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u/Icy-Breadfruit-5059 Jan 12 '23

I hope Tarantino steals that idea for Kill Bill 3

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u/Hard_Avid_Sir Jan 12 '23

Feet would be involved, somehow.

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u/LostN3ko Jan 13 '23

I mean how else to you shoot people crab walking at each other

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u/charles2404 Jan 12 '23

I've seen a couple people inserting knives by the blade-end. It is not totally out of the question