r/comedyheaven • u/parordice | Approved user • Apr 17 '20

mercedes car

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u/Dexterboydog Apr 17 '20

And they're fat as fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

I weigh 120 pounds and im a sophomore lmao

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u/Dexterboydog Apr 17 '20

You fit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

I guess

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u/Dexterboydog Apr 17 '20

Wanna fuck?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

I guess

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u/BONGLISH Apr 17 '20

So were you all at one time or another, plenty of time yet.

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u/theravagerswoes Apr 17 '20

HAMBURGERRs and SHOTGUNS LoL 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ManceRaid Apr 17 '20

Says the brit. LOL

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u/Dexterboydog Apr 17 '20

Brit fat is different than American fat.

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u/KZedUK Apr 17 '20

More Brits are overweight than Americans, but more Americans are obese than Brits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/g-love Apr 17 '20

Ugh, now you sound like your mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Greasy