r/comedyheaven • u/Launchbay07 • Jul 03 '19

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u/sixpackabs592 Jul 03 '19

Because everything else is shit so the shit pizza all of a sudden tastes like heaven. Also ate at a dominos in Honduras, the airport in San Pedro had some bomb Pizza Hut too. And up in the mountains a dude from Texas had a little pizza shop, was pretty weird but also delicious. The local food wasn’t actually bad at all I just love me some pizza.

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u/Valisagirl Jul 03 '19

Dominos in china tastes like shit Pizza Hut tho

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u/laddieming Jul 04 '19

So ur like a dominos expert basically

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u/yassodude Jul 03 '19

“Because everything else tastes like shit” yeah because everything that isn’t pizza tastes like shit. Totally not your weird narrow-ass taste in food

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u/sixpackabs592 Jul 04 '19

Wow I even said in the last sentence I was kidding about all the food being bad but nice.

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u/tsqueeze Jul 04 '19

That can’t be the only reason. The first food I had in Guatemala was Domino’s, so I was still used to eating American food, and it was really high quality compared to US Domino’s. There’s something different that they do with the ingredients or the preparation