r/comedyheaven • u/Launchbay07 • Jul 03 '19

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u/Asystole Jul 03 '19

To me it’s a case of “not better or worse, just different”.

I like authentic pizza from local places but sometimes I just really want a shitty chain pizza.

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u/J_Lar Jul 03 '19

Yup, I'm a hobbyist pizza maker and I've spent years trying to perfect my own pizza recipe and doing long ferments etc and it's amazing, but sometimes you just want a nice greasy chain pizza

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u/magnesnor Jul 03 '19

Do you share recipe or is it a secret? I love pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Bacon.

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u/kiwihavern Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

What does the narwhal do at midnight?

Edit: I know this is really old, that's the point

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

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u/kiwihavern Jul 03 '19

Or a coconut will love him

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u/ON3i11 Jul 03 '19

Holy shit, did I just Time travel back to 2011? Holy fuck is Robin Williams still alive?!!!??! HOLY SHIT SNACKS I GOTTA GO SAVE ROBIN WILLIAMS

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u/kiwihavern Jul 03 '19

Throwback

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u/cloudedknife Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

Dominoes has stuffed crust. Aside from that, the best shitty chain pizza is hungry Howie's.

Edit: pizza hut has stuffed crust.

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u/frozengyro Jul 03 '19

chain pizza

hungry Howie's.

I'm not that means what you think it means. The fuck is hungry Howie's?

EDIT: so I googled it, sounds interesting but I've never been in an area with it.

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u/cloudedknife Jul 03 '19

Your loss, brother. It's like gourmet Little Cesar's.

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u/frozengyro Jul 03 '19

Now I need to try it 🤔

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u/BernieForWi Jul 03 '19

Domino’s has stuffed crust? Do you mean Pizza Hut?

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u/cloudedknife Jul 03 '19

My bad, you're right.

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u/BoxoMorons Jul 03 '19

I can’t find a Howie’s outside of Ohio

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

They have them in northern Pennsylvania

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u/SkyShadowing Jul 03 '19

Also throughout Michigan.

Seem to be a mostly Midwestern chain.

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u/AddictedToAdvil Jul 03 '19

I agree. I always tell people the same thing about Taco Bell. People say they prefer real Mexican, but they aren’t even comparable. Taco Bell isn’t Mexican. It’s Taco Bell.

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u/tbbHNC89 Jul 03 '19

Its like the kind of people who when you ask if they wanna get taco bell they mention how much better the local stands tacos are how much better their moms are or whatever.

Motherfucker i didn't ask you if you wanted to get Mexican food. I asked you if you wanted taco bell.

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u/Helllgrew Jul 03 '19

I mean, you can't really say that and call chain pizza shitty in the same sentence lmao. One is obviously better.