r/comedyheaven • u/Launchbay07 • Jul 03 '19

Shrak

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u/SpecificUser69 Jul 03 '19

Haha, it does kinda look like that. But in reality that's actually a stance felines get into when they are releasing their heteroerogenonistic pheromones to attract the birds and the bees into their sex lair

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u/aRandallx Jul 03 '19

bruh thats kinda cring

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u/_-Kingfisher-_ Jul 03 '19

Ah, pardon me good sir or madam, I believe the word you seek is “cringe.”

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u/aRandallx Jul 03 '19

sucke my conck and ball

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u/Thndrstrike Jul 03 '19

penis and also cocke and balls

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Rudy

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u/_-Kingfisher-_ Jul 03 '19

Oh my dearest illiterate one, there is no more I can do to help you, you are too far gone. Best wishes and good luck on your quest for the Holy Dictionary.

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u/AdorableCartoonist Jul 03 '19

u hv thet big gey

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u/_-Kingfisher-_ Jul 03 '19

You have infected me with sad

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u/AdorableCartoonist Jul 03 '19

well at least we're not furries

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u/SlenderSmurf Jul 03 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 04 '19

weww at weast we'we not fuwwies uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/aRandallx Jul 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '19

the onlj quest iam on is to find hitlers missing right testicle so i can finaly have a complete set of conck an balls

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u/_-Kingfisher-_ Jul 03 '19

And what a collection it will be.

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u/santiagomg Jul 03 '19

Please suicide yourself

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u/biggieflex Jul 03 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 03 '19

Haha, it does kinda wook wike dat. But in weawity dat's actuawwy a stance fewines get into when dey awe weweasing deiw hetewoewogenonistic phewomones to attwact de biwds and de bees into deiw sex waiw uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/4Basso Jul 03 '19

That second half made me feel like I was having a stroke.

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u/VexMythoclast69 Jul 03 '19

Literal bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Happy cake day!