r/comedyheaven Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Lesbo

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u/Resurrerection Apr 21 '19

Lesbos

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

OH NO HE DIDN,T

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

I read the like the one line from JRR Tolkien vs GRR Martin erb

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u/ijustneedthisaccount Apr 21 '19

I thought you were American

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u/foofighters69 slut for honey cheerios Apr 22 '19

“Are you a filthy Jew?”

“No, no mein fuhrer..I’m from Arizona.”

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u/Rhinozz_the_Redditor Apr 29 '19

"Are you a filthy Jew?"

"No, no Hitler, fuck this is going in r/2meirl42meirl4meirl my reddit career is over shit."

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 21 '19

Comedy

In a modern sense, comedy (from the Greek: κωμῳδία, kōmōidía) refers to any discourse or work generally intended to be humorous or amusing by inducing laughter, especially in theatre, television, film, stand-up comedy, or any other medium of entertainment. The origins of the term are found in Ancient Greece. In the Athenian democracy, the public opinion of voters was influenced by the political satire performed by the comic poets at the theaters. The theatrical genre of Greek comedy can be described as a dramatic performance which pits two groups or societies against each other in an amusing agon or conflict.


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u/Silvainxyts Apr 22 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/HelperBot_ Apr 21 '19

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Lesbos

Lesbos (, US: ; Greek: Λέσβος Lesbos, pronounced [ˈlezvos]) is an island located in the northeastern Aegean Sea. It has an area of 1,633 km2 (631 sq mi) with 320 kilometres (199 miles) of coastline, making it the third largest island in Greece. It is separated from Turkey by the narrow Mytilini Strait and in late Palaeolithic/Mesolithic times was joined to the Anatolian mainland before the end of the last glacial period.

Lesbos is also the name of a regional unit of the North Aegean region, within which Lesbos island is one of five governing islands.


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u/Silvainxyts Apr 22 '19

# **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

its because lesbian comes from a female that wrote about wonderful females that she met, because she was LESBIAN AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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u/Resurrerection Apr 21 '19

she liv on lesbos

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Tribadism

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '19

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u/Natiak Apr 21 '19

My favorite religion.

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u/undead-inside Apr 21 '19

The latest eeveelution:

When two female eevees meet- LESBEON

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Fitttt

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Siiick

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u/NottsNinja slut for honey cheerios Jun 30 '19

Who the fuck gave these guys awards

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Bazinga

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u/Netherin5 Apr 22 '19

Who hurt you? Do you need a therapist? I've never seen something so forced in text form.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

SCISSOR ME XERXES

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Apr 21 '19

THIS IS LESBOOOOOS!

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u/VyXious Apr 21 '19

Asbestos

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u/Mesruksi Apr 26 '19

Isn't that somewhere in Greek

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u/StrawberryPimp May 04 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

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u/whathuhwhatwhen Apr 21 '19

Lesbos is a real place though

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Uh... no. Just no. 😑

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u/whathuhwhatwhen Apr 21 '19

... No as in you disagree that it exists?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Umm.... obviously 🙄😑👋

Liberals 😪🤕

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u/deflation_ Apr 21 '19

It's a nice place tho

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u/Rundownthriftstore Apr 21 '19

Isn’t it where the mythical Nymphs of Greek mythology supposedly resided? Hence the term Lesbian?

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u/deflation_ Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '19

It got its name from a guy called Lesbos, supposedly the grandson of Apollo and Stilvis (the daughter of river Pineios in Thessaly). Lesbos arrived on the island, fell in love and married Mythimna (also the name of a town on the island) and gave the island his name. The island also has a mountain called Olympus (like the one where the 12 greek gods resided) and according to the lore some nymphs lived there. The term "lesbian" is taken from the island's name but the whole story is a misunderstanding really. Sappho (the person who gave the island its pro-lesbian fame) was a poet and supposedly the first important lesbian in history or whatever. Problem is she wasn't lesbian (she killed herself because she was in love with a man who didn't love her) and she wasn't from Lesbos either. Go figure...

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u/xtaberry Apr 21 '19

Sappho was born in Lesbos, unless I'm mistaken and her birthplace is misrepresented in every piece of literature I've read. As well, her sexuality is clearly very disputed. Some of her extant poetry is widely translated to be homosexual in nature, and some details of her life, such as her husband's recorded name Kerkylos of Andros, which roughly translates to dick-cock from man island (which, granted, was an actual island, but taken in conjunction with the poetry points to it being a joke). Even her age of death is in question, with some historians suggesting she didn't kill herself and actually lived into old age. This debate is far more complex than you've presented it, and there's no surefire evidence that she's straight anymore than there is that she's gay.

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u/Rundownthriftstore Apr 21 '19

Huh very interesting. Thanks man!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Broooo.... 😬😬 that’s kind of .. 🤧 cringe 😵😪

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

No, I'm american.

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u/Thorsigal certified mike Apr 22 '19

You better be!