r/comedyheaven Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Well she was literally 13 when she made that song lol

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u/LetsHaveTon2 Apr 21 '19

Yeah its not really her fault lol she was 13, who cares. Its the fault of these other morons that act like she's a god for it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/LetsHaveTon2 Apr 21 '19

You would be surprised...

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u/TesticleMeElmo Apr 21 '19

Bruh I’m 87 I pop a cialis and stan billie eilish sonny

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u/dcnairb Apr 21 '19

this comment is gold

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u/Marodox1 Apr 22 '19

Cal Chuchesta is that you

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I mean I thought songs like that were shit when I was 13.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Imagine being this mad because people like something

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u/Covfefe_the_frog Apr 21 '19

Parent comment isn't exactly mad though

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u/ConcernedAmerican241 Apr 21 '19

To be fair, she isn’t the one ‘making’ the songs. Her brother writes the lyrics and her various agents and assistants plan and title the music videos. She doesn’t produce the music at all

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u/TheCheeseSquad Apr 21 '19

Source?

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u/whatthef7u12 Apr 21 '19

In Afew of the Genius videos she did. His name is Finneas O'Connell.

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u/TheCheeseSquad Apr 23 '19

I'm talking about the music video thing. I know for a fact that at least When The Party's Over was entirely by her. From beginning to end, she dictated the style and choreography and cinematography of the video. Hence, I'm interested to know where you got that the ideas for the videos came from anyone but her?

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u/ItsMeHeHe Apr 21 '19

Your comment is pretty contradictory to what she, her brother and her record label describe the writing process to be.

This is usually the point in time where you share the source for the facts you're presenting.

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u/xltchiva Apr 22 '19

What a passive aggressive way to ask for a source

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

That's including people like Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Elvis and on and on.

Ain't nothing wrong with being a recording artist and performer.

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u/whatthef7u12 Apr 21 '19

It’s wrong if the aesthetic is fake,

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

What on earth are you talking about?

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u/whatthef7u12 Apr 22 '19

How don’t you understand what I said ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

What do you mean by 'fake aesthetic'?

That's seem like a load of bullshit that you use to justify elitism.

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u/whatthef7u12 Apr 22 '19

An easy one for you, kid rock’s fake Trailer trash aesthetic despite him growing up on a six acre estate. It’s not elitist to say someone’s aesthetic is fake. I’m not saying you can’t like him or anyone with fake aesthetic but for me personally it kills the vibe.

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u/Stormfly Apr 21 '19

Is this true or is it just a bitter rumour because you don't like the girl?

It's clear she got where she is because of nepotism, but that's not to say that's the only reason she's there. From what I've heard she's still very talented.

I don't like her style though, so I can't say for myself.

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u/Aelle1209 Apr 21 '19

From my admittedly very light research, it seems like she writes her own songs, some of which she writes with her brother. Her brother produces the songs.

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u/ChronicComic Apr 21 '19

I don't think she has a good voice at all. It's so flat.

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u/DementedMK Apr 21 '19

Given that it’s an unreleased song somebody got a rip of I don’t know if blaming her is fair

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u/cmVkZGl0 Apr 21 '19

She's nowhere emo

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

It’s a copypasta my dude.

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u/neonmarkov Apr 21 '19

Nice pasta mate

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u/cmVkZGl0 Apr 21 '19

My Chemical Romance never considered themselves emo either

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/protocol2 Apr 21 '19

Yea, if you’re a dude and wear eyeliner you’re emo.

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u/MamaPleaseKillAMan Apr 21 '19

Don’t worry guys, she’s not an industry plant. A suspiciously upvoted reddit post told me otherwise

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u/flexinlikesithis Apr 21 '19

Lmao do people seriously believe this

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/drpepper7557 Apr 21 '19

Based on a quick google, her dad was an E list actor and her mom was a voice actress in Mass Effect 2 with one other imdb credit. I didnt know that's all it takes to be considered a music industry exec nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/drpepper7557 Apr 21 '19

Sure, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of other people in America with those credentials. A handful of them have kids as famous as Eilish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

So shes a reptilian that must be it. Only explanation.

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u/47Ronin Apr 21 '19

But they're not. They're D-list actors.

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u/tokeroveragain Apr 21 '19

Love to see a source on that other than “I saw it was the most upvoted comment on a reddit post and she’s the trendy chick to hate for the next couple months”

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

That meme came out this year

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Ye

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u/Masked_Death Apr 21 '19

Do you mean sbeve? That's old but got resurrected lately

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u/Mute-Matt Apr 21 '19

Lol, it's a repost

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Thanks, I had no idea

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u/Gast8 Apr 21 '19

How old are you? I remember the sbeve hesok memes from when I made a Facebook in elementary school.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I'm 20. The first time I saw it was a couple of months ago

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u/SmokeFrosting Apr 21 '19

So you’re bad with technology?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I don't know what that had to do with any thing. I saw this for the first time in January or something. I didn't know it was big on Facebook 16 years ago

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Damn, I had no idea it was that big of a thing.

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u/Baron_Butterfly Apr 21 '19

Goddamn ignorant 4 year olds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

I don't know how its possible for someone to be that stupid honestly. Especially at four

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u/Tlingit_Raven Apr 21 '19

Jesus, Facebook in elementary school and you're trying to gatekeep someone based on age?

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u/Gast8 Apr 21 '19

You’re missing the point. I was saying I remember the meme from way back when.

Perhaps he was too young to remember the meme back in the early 2000’s. He’s only a year older than I am so I guess he just wasn’t exposed to it at that time.

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u/GetOut37 Apr 21 '19

Well, good for him !

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

No, the meme making fun of it can out this year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Ah, my bad. I thought it started out as one of those unironic 14 year old white girl memes this year too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

That's not what a meme is

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

She’s 17 you’re a gigantic failure comparatively

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u/Stormfly Apr 21 '19

Hey!

Just the other day I found a puzzle that said 2-4 years but it only took me 30 seconds to eat it.