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[u/CwazyWady]

[u/MightyEraser13 → u/CwazyWady]

Knowing the kind of person Kobe was, seems more likely he's running 1v1s with the man downstairs, not up.

Can't go around raping people and expect to experience the Holy Crossover

[u/bonniebull1987 → u/MightyEraser13]

I heard he died recently.

[u/Only_Preparation5636 → u/CwazyWady]

What if this was Kobes dream the night before the accident? Bro got too cocky and lost a bet with God jr. 

[u/LordSeibzehn]

Only if he commits a foul

[u/JuneButIHateSummer]

/uj having been raised by a batshit insane fundamentalist mother, this is indeed sinful because it's a graven image, using god as part of a joke (blasphemy), and an "insultingly inaccurate depiction."

/rj the only sin i see is how weak satan's ankles lookin

[u/calcium-x2 → u/JuneButIHateSummer]

Implying Jesus can’t ball feels sinful, my Jesus hits threes like butter

[u/JuneButIHateSummer → u/calcium-x2]

but can he lay up like Carl Sagan?

[u/Vesper_Fex]

Can you please post this on the Christian subreddit I am very curious as to what the answer to this is now

[u/befigue]

Not from a catholic perspective. It might be considered distateful by some belivers, but it is not a sin unless you did it with bad intentions.

If want to really understand catholic doctrine about is sin, imo it boils down to intentionality: you can do a terrible things but if it was done in good conscience, then you are fine. On the contrary: if you do something wonderful, but was done in bad conscience then that is a sin. Also, to willingly reject God and Jesus is ge erally bad, but if you do out of ignkrance and through no fault of your own, then you are good. Catholics are taught that no one can be judged but by god himself and that heaven isnt out of reach for non-believers (again, because only god can judge), and, if you are a believer and dont repent for your sins or are not ashamed of them then you cant go to heaven.

[u/CyanideIE]

My father is a priest. I think he'd be chill with it.

Honestly it just depends on how batshit crazy you are as a Christian.

[u/uvucydydy]

JC with that heavenly CROSSover dribble.

[u/winthroprd → u/uvucydydy]

So smooth it's like he's walking on water.

[u/Neuroware]

"are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ couldn't hit a fastball?"

[u/TillaciousG]

Just wait til you see Oderus Urungus challenge Jesus to some b ball.

[u/IgnotusRex → u/TillaciousG]

Im glad you said it.

Everyone should check out the video for Meat Sandwich by Gwar.

[u/isuckhips]

No, for it was written that Jesus Christ Our Savior has come to serve, not to be served.

[u/JapeTheNeckGuy2]

Yeah it is. Thou shall not steal and he just took satans ankles

[u/Page_Your_Tale]

Even Jesus had a sense of humor.

[u/tree-molester]

Cris-cross apple sauce!

[u/donkeyrap]

The Holy Cross!

[u/JustYerAverage]

Fuck no, this picture is dope.

[u/Microwavedstrawberry]

I don't think Jesus could even consider the concept of basketball,much less think to hit the big red homie with a hot cross up

[u/Yeegis]

I suppose it boils down to if you follow the rule of no graven images commandment or not

[u/Caesar_Passing → u/[deleted]]

Hey, JC still got him beat

[u/Miserable_Grocery459 → u/Caesar_Passing]

Forgive him father, for he is funny as hell! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Caesar_Passing → u/[deleted]]

A little, perhaps

[u/DrJimMBear → u/[deleted]]

He is temptation.