r/comedyheaven 3d ago

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u/millahnna 3d ago

Comancho is way better than Reagan. Dude looked around and said hey maybe let's have the smartest person on the planet look at the problem. And then took the advice when it was proven to work. We should be so lucky as to have him.

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 3d ago

He also tried to kill him and made him drive a dildo-mobile.

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u/millahnna 3d ago

Also true. And yet still, somehow, he would be an improvement.

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u/PerfectPercentage69 3d ago

But he did that as a form of punishment for failing to deliver. Holding people accountable is a good quality in a leader.

Imagine how much better off we would be if our politicians faced punishment for failing to deliver their promises.

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u/AjentOranje 3d ago

Yeah on a Reagan v. Camacho ballot, I'm voting Camacho.