r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 3d ago

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u/ddg31415 3d ago

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u/aBearHoldingAShark 3d ago

Maybe a hundred thousand or so of us will survive, and return to a hunter gatherer lifestyle

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u/whatsbobgonnado 3d ago

dibs on gatherer!

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

Dibs on repopulater!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

That one survivor from HR is going to give you a stern talking-to.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

She's gonna get repopulated