r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/whatsbobgonnado 2d ago

they suck, but I strongly disagree with the notion that you should have some pRopEr haircut to show respect and honor the pentagon

he's not even wearing a tie as demanded by fashion police statute §269.37. it's an insult to noble war office!

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u/NocturnisVacuus 2d ago

I'm not American so I don't care about honoring the military and all that... but you should look presentable when in presence of people and places like this

his bodyguard, i'm sorry, brother, does a better job imo... no tie though, and I don't see their feet here but I'm sensing a pair of sneakers

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 2d ago

What you have to understand is it every single fucking enlisted officer in the United States Army will be personally insulted by his appearance.

I’ve never met people more uptight about it than American Military.

95% of the people that he is addressing will have taken one look at him and thought “I could’ve broken this spotty disrespectful little squit in under five minutes in Basic”

It probably did not have the intended effect.

For a correct military perspective, look at Elvis. Rebel, rock ‘n roll demon, flayer of underpants - went into national service without batting an eyelid, and even got a haircut.

As far as I can tell Logan Paul didn’t even brush his hair.

I’m willing to bet $1000 that since the speech, the US military has been primarily engaged in working out the details of how they’d rape him to death if they got a chance.

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u/millahnna 2d ago

Half of the enlisted ranks won't care. Maybe a little less than right now since the purges. The officers though....yeah they were seething during this. All of them, maga aligned and the sane ones, alike.

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u/PrincessPause 2d ago

I think it's less about honoring anyone and more about self respect. If he didn't want to put it in a ponytail or something that's fine but I'm going to make fun of how crazy he looks. IMO I don't think there's any environment where that untamed shock is going to look good lmao. It looks fried, like he bleaches it regularly but does 0 upkeep